Monday, August 24, 2009

Match report, sort of

Score: 1-1. (Alex 1st half, Shakey second).
Fans: 50 or so, very well lubricated.
Snags sold before Shane realised they were meant to be given out free: 60. Sorry no refunds.
Biggest pantomine villain: Um, let me think...
First 45 minutes: All White
Second 42 minutes (the bloke needs a new watch as well as specs): Mostly Maroon.
Level of Whites intensity in game one a scale of 1-10. A half.
Whites level of intensity in game two on a scale of 1-10: 11.
The lesson for Whites: Play like that every week and you will win games, hopefully this week against the Shoggies.
The lesson for Maroons: Play like that again and you can have Sept 12 and 19 at the beach.
Worst gimmick: The massage table and stationary bike.
Best gimmick: Seany Ritter leading out the teams with the trophy and Ant's match program.
Feel free to add your own memories...

3 comments:

  1. Dear Monika,

    I think our strategy of smoking but not inhaling before the game must have worked. We were so intense man.

    Ciao
    The Pres Dude

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  2. Did anyone notice Hog10 sitting in the crowd?

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  3. Few more post match musings
    Where was Jose Maroonio? (copyright name Les)
    How does a team only give away 2 free kicks in 90 minutes?
    Can the maroons overcome the loss of Ant and win the flag yet stay out of promotion territory?
    Why did it take the whites 21 games to fire up?
    Did anyone else's hair stand on end when witnessing the goalie glenn/th10/jono sandwich?
    Can SteveB organise a corporate box at any sporting fixture the night before a match for Whites team bonding? Worked wonders.
    Social Dave is quicker than he looks.
    Mitty is the new wonder coach. Great job.
    Mick C didnt get into a blue. Wonders will never cease.

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