- Not many goals will be scored.
- Sicknote Seddon will be the last to sign the teamsheet.
- Dennis will pull off at least 3 miraculous saves.
- If any player is cautioned, odds on its Dougie.
- Eco-warrior will mix the sublime with the unfathomable.
- Andres will perform minimum 5 "dummy kicks".
- Lost Keys O'Neil if starting up front will end up in the backs.
- Goalie Glenn will hobble off halfway through the first half with a calf injury.
- Laid Back Phil Lally will be close to man of the match.
- AB will blow at least one golden opportunity to score with only the goalie to beat.
- Keith spends the whole afternoon with a grin from ear to ear, enjoying himself no end.
All these happened on saturday. Plus:
- Slugger may have become the first player in Whites history to become an attacking fullback. Others said he was just out of position. Jury still out.
- Mr 21 scored the first legitimate Whites goal with the head. It looked like the ball actually went where it was supposed to.
- Handball celebrated his 44th (not 54th as I thought) birthday with another inelligible display in central defence and 8 tooheys new.
- Rocket Rod confirmed he will be back again next year, fitter and meaner than ever. Once a White, always a White.
Oh yeah the score was 1 all.
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