Whites 0 Warrawong Wizards 1

The Whites kicked off their 2011 campaign in the open age fourth (thats fourth) division with a loss to a team of 17 year olds, god bless their little cotton socks. One thing is painfully clear again, the Whites couldnt score if they where at " A Touch of Class" in Randwick with a handfull of hundred dollar notes and Dennis Felgates gold amex card. Highlights of the afternoon

• a wizard defender asking " Why is the ref sledging us?"


• Kirk telling his opponent " Eh what, your young enough to be my grandson"


• Squirrel's X rated description to Slugger of where he should be on the field after watching Fernando score for the maroons. Lets hope the Mrs is a team player Mike!


• SteveB and Hucky blaming AB for the Whites not making the semis last year, by failing to score every match.


• GG might have taken over the pugilist role from Mike Charles.


• Doug pulling cans of KB from god knows where.


• Glen Cahill showing up on time, shame hes not playing this year.

Next week the Puckamia Bay Dugongs. Yep Im as intrigued as you are.