Hi all
Remember elite athletes watch what they eat and drink over the Christmas break and take care to fit in a bit of training as well. So in that spirit, we are aiming to have a run again on Wednesday, two days before Xmas, and Sunday, which is two days after.
If I don't see ya at either have a great time, and thanks for everything over the past 12 months. Hopefully we can all have a winning 2010, or least a fun one.
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Thursday, December 10, 2009
It's mate v mate: Part two
As expected, the two Coledale teams were drawn together in Masters 2 for 2010. Russell Vale and Old Boys were both promoted, giving them two sides ineach in Masters 1.
Jamberoo and Wollongong Azzuri, who played last year as Balgownie Azzuri, will come down into Masters 2.
Helensburgh have gone from four teams in 2009 (although one slunk out and ran away after some early hidings) to just two in 2010, so expect them to be much improved on last season.
Four Masters teams missed out on gaining entry into the league, and organisers tipped that an extra over 40s comp was likely for 2011.
From discussions I've had on both sides of the Maroon/White divide, it seems likely that we will keep the teams similar again this season.
Meanwhile, Coledale RSL were given a spot in Div 2 OPEN but after a complaint from a team which missed out, a redraw was done and they sensationally missed the cut.
There was no indication on where they expected to play their home games.
Perthaps the most significant news of the night was a decision by the members not to join with the other eight major stakeholders in Illawarra football and support unification under the Football South Coast banner. The IAFA was invited along with the other groups such as the professional IFA, the juniors, women's football and the Wolves to share admin and a board. The decision was made partly because FSC had determined not to let the IAFA choose who sat on the FSC board on their behalf.
This should have little effect on our competition, although some grounds we previously played on might not become available. It will also mean that we are no longer under the auspices of FNSW, the FFA or FIFA and their insurance. A separate insurance deal is being considered by the IAFA. In all, it could mean a cost saving to players but we will need to get more details before we finalise our rego fees for 2010.
I'd also like to urge anyone who isn't playing, or interested in taking a smaller role next season, to let me know as soon as possible so we know if we have any places available for new players.
Let me know if there are any questions on any of this at this stage.
Jamberoo and Wollongong Azzuri, who played last year as Balgownie Azzuri, will come down into Masters 2.
Helensburgh have gone from four teams in 2009 (although one slunk out and ran away after some early hidings) to just two in 2010, so expect them to be much improved on last season.
Four Masters teams missed out on gaining entry into the league, and organisers tipped that an extra over 40s comp was likely for 2011.
From discussions I've had on both sides of the Maroon/White divide, it seems likely that we will keep the teams similar again this season.
Meanwhile, Coledale RSL were given a spot in Div 2 OPEN but after a complaint from a team which missed out, a redraw was done and they sensationally missed the cut.
There was no indication on where they expected to play their home games.
Perthaps the most significant news of the night was a decision by the members not to join with the other eight major stakeholders in Illawarra football and support unification under the Football South Coast banner. The IAFA was invited along with the other groups such as the professional IFA, the juniors, women's football and the Wolves to share admin and a board. The decision was made partly because FSC had determined not to let the IAFA choose who sat on the FSC board on their behalf.
This should have little effect on our competition, although some grounds we previously played on might not become available. It will also mean that we are no longer under the auspices of FNSW, the FFA or FIFA and their insurance. A separate insurance deal is being considered by the IAFA. In all, it could mean a cost saving to players but we will need to get more details before we finalise our rego fees for 2010.
I'd also like to urge anyone who isn't playing, or interested in taking a smaller role next season, to let me know as soon as possible so we know if we have any places available for new players.
Let me know if there are any questions on any of this at this stage.
Monday, November 16, 2009
Top 10 World Cup goals
So many great World Cup goals, so hard to narrow it down to 10. Maradona’s solo effort against England clearly won a FIFA poll, but why start there?
1A Thierry Henry, France vs Ireland, 2010
1. Diego Maradona, Argentina vs. England 1986
The biggest personality on planet football has been in the spotlight for 30 years but his playing career peaked with this glorious 10-second burst. Coming four minutes after his notorious Hand of God goal, he took the ball 10 metres inside his own half and, with peerless control, mesmerised five England defenders. Looking to pass as he entered the box, his path was blocked on all sides, so he just kept running. A sweet shimmy put Peter Shilton on his butt and Maradona poked the ball into a gaping net. The moment is immortalised in a statue outside the venue, the Azteca Stadium in Mexico City. Later in the tournament, Maradona similarly confounded the Belgium defence for another solo spectacular.
2. Dennis Bergkamp, Netherlands vs Argentina 1998
Maradona’s goal was drawn out torture in comparison to this – the Argentinians were garrotted from behind as Bergkamp’s strike in the final minute of the quarter final knocked them out of the Cup. Frank de Boer struck a 50-metre diagonal pass which Bergkamp, a player of sublime touch, cushioned to the ground with the top of his foot. A quick drag back left Robert Ayala scrambling and before he could recover, Bergkamp had drilled it home from a tight angle with the outside of his right boot. Pure grace, lightning speed of thought and a killer finish.
3. Saeed Owairan Saudi Arabia v Belgium 1994
Like Maradona’s, this was an exhilarating solo goal. Owairan took the ball deep in his own half and began slowly, increasing his pace after burning off the first challenger and the space opened in front of him. When two defenders challenged him in the box, perhaps wary of conceding a penalty, their tackles were meek and, taking route one down the centre, he smashed his shot past goalkeeper Michel Preud'homme. The finish gave the Saudis a shock 1-0 victory.
4 Manuel Negrete, Mexico vs Bulgaria 1986
Negrete’s acrobatic strike came at the Azteca Stadium days before Maradona scored his wonder goal. Outside the box and to the left of goal, Negrete dealt with a bouncing ball by juggling twice and then playing an aerial one-two with a teammate. When it came back above waist height he was facing the sideline. Negrete jumped high and, with a spectacular swivelled left foot volley, planted the ball across the keeper and into the far bottom corner.
5 Carlos Alberto, Brazil vs Italy 1970
One of the ultimate team goals, the fourth in a 4-1 final defeat of Italy came as the final flourish of a tournament in which the Brazilians were on a different level to their opponents. All but two Brazilian outfield players had a touch. Midfielder Clodoaldo beat four Italian challenges with wonderful skill before passing to Rivelino, who chipped forward to Jairzinho on the left wing. With the defence hanging off, the ball was played inside to Pele who paused before rolling it into space on the right. Carlo Alberto arrived in perfect sync to strike home into the far corner. “We only realised how beautiful the goal was after the game,” he said later.
6 Pele, Brazil vs Sweden 1958
This was the tournament that introduced Pele to the world and he showcased his amazing touch with this goal in the final. Leading 2-1 at the time, Pele’s breathtaking goal arrived in the 55th minute and sent Brazil on the way to a 5-2 triumph. Inside a crowded box, he controlled a high pass on his chest and in doing so took it past the nearest defender. As the next player dived in, Pele dinked it over his head, ran around him and met the ball on the volley, placing it past stunned goalkeeper Karl Svensson.
7 Arie Haan, Netherlands vs Italy 1978
A quick and short freekick was taken just inside the Italian half and Haan took control of the ball. After a couple of short touches he unleashed a 40 metre monster to beat one of the all time great goalkeepers, Dino Zoff. There have been many long range specials in the World Cup but often their success is helped by players catching the keeper off guard. Zoff was well placed on his line but could do absolutely nothing as the ball smashed in off the far post and helped the Netherlands to a 2-1 victory.
8 Michael Owen, England vs Argentina 1998
Then 18 years old and as fast as he would ever be, Owen’s goal hinted at a glorious future for him and his country. He had been left out of the opening matches and then scored as a substitute against Romania before coach Glenn Hoddle yielded to public pressure and brought him to start against Argentina. Taking a chipped through ball from David Beckham, a clever first touch with the outside of his boot put him a step ahead of the defense and he beat off challenges from Roberto Ayala and José Chamot. Despite moving at blistering pace, he managed a shot over the keeper which was both deft and powerful. Beckham was later sent off and England lost on penalties.
9 Maxi Rodriguez, Argentina vs Mexico 2006
The score was 1-1 after just 10 minutes and no further goals came in normal time despite a pulsating end-to-end encounter. Eight minutes into extra time, Juan Sorin floated a cross field pass to Rodriguez, who had moved into a space on the right hand corner of the penalty box. Given a little breathing room by the nearest defender, Rodriguez chested the ball square and then walloped a volley up and over Mexico keeper Oswaldo Sanchez. The breathtaking goal was enough to put Argenitna through the second round match 2-1.
10 Esteban Cambiasso, Argentina vs Serbia & Montenegro 2006
The first goal on this list took 10 seconds of solo genius. This one was at the other end of the scale. There were 24 passes in a 55-second move that showcased the very best in team play. The white-shirted opponents chased the ball as it pinged forwards, backwards, left and then right. Cambiasso had the third last and final touches with an audacious Heranan Crespo backheel sandwiched in between and opening up the space for the final shot. Martin Tyler, calling the game for SBS, declared “that is one of the all time great World Cup goals” and it deservedly drew parallels with the goal the incredible talents of Brazil built for Carlos Alberto.
1A Thierry Henry, France vs Ireland, 2010
1. Diego Maradona, Argentina vs. England 1986
The biggest personality on planet football has been in the spotlight for 30 years but his playing career peaked with this glorious 10-second burst. Coming four minutes after his notorious Hand of God goal, he took the ball 10 metres inside his own half and, with peerless control, mesmerised five England defenders. Looking to pass as he entered the box, his path was blocked on all sides, so he just kept running. A sweet shimmy put Peter Shilton on his butt and Maradona poked the ball into a gaping net. The moment is immortalised in a statue outside the venue, the Azteca Stadium in Mexico City. Later in the tournament, Maradona similarly confounded the Belgium defence for another solo spectacular.
2. Dennis Bergkamp, Netherlands vs Argentina 1998
Maradona’s goal was drawn out torture in comparison to this – the Argentinians were garrotted from behind as Bergkamp’s strike in the final minute of the quarter final knocked them out of the Cup. Frank de Boer struck a 50-metre diagonal pass which Bergkamp, a player of sublime touch, cushioned to the ground with the top of his foot. A quick drag back left Robert Ayala scrambling and before he could recover, Bergkamp had drilled it home from a tight angle with the outside of his right boot. Pure grace, lightning speed of thought and a killer finish.
3. Saeed Owairan Saudi Arabia v Belgium 1994
Like Maradona’s, this was an exhilarating solo goal. Owairan took the ball deep in his own half and began slowly, increasing his pace after burning off the first challenger and the space opened in front of him. When two defenders challenged him in the box, perhaps wary of conceding a penalty, their tackles were meek and, taking route one down the centre, he smashed his shot past goalkeeper Michel Preud'homme. The finish gave the Saudis a shock 1-0 victory.
4 Manuel Negrete, Mexico vs Bulgaria 1986
Negrete’s acrobatic strike came at the Azteca Stadium days before Maradona scored his wonder goal. Outside the box and to the left of goal, Negrete dealt with a bouncing ball by juggling twice and then playing an aerial one-two with a teammate. When it came back above waist height he was facing the sideline. Negrete jumped high and, with a spectacular swivelled left foot volley, planted the ball across the keeper and into the far bottom corner.
5 Carlos Alberto, Brazil vs Italy 1970
One of the ultimate team goals, the fourth in a 4-1 final defeat of Italy came as the final flourish of a tournament in which the Brazilians were on a different level to their opponents. All but two Brazilian outfield players had a touch. Midfielder Clodoaldo beat four Italian challenges with wonderful skill before passing to Rivelino, who chipped forward to Jairzinho on the left wing. With the defence hanging off, the ball was played inside to Pele who paused before rolling it into space on the right. Carlo Alberto arrived in perfect sync to strike home into the far corner. “We only realised how beautiful the goal was after the game,” he said later.
6 Pele, Brazil vs Sweden 1958
This was the tournament that introduced Pele to the world and he showcased his amazing touch with this goal in the final. Leading 2-1 at the time, Pele’s breathtaking goal arrived in the 55th minute and sent Brazil on the way to a 5-2 triumph. Inside a crowded box, he controlled a high pass on his chest and in doing so took it past the nearest defender. As the next player dived in, Pele dinked it over his head, ran around him and met the ball on the volley, placing it past stunned goalkeeper Karl Svensson.
7 Arie Haan, Netherlands vs Italy 1978
A quick and short freekick was taken just inside the Italian half and Haan took control of the ball. After a couple of short touches he unleashed a 40 metre monster to beat one of the all time great goalkeepers, Dino Zoff. There have been many long range specials in the World Cup but often their success is helped by players catching the keeper off guard. Zoff was well placed on his line but could do absolutely nothing as the ball smashed in off the far post and helped the Netherlands to a 2-1 victory.
8 Michael Owen, England vs Argentina 1998
Then 18 years old and as fast as he would ever be, Owen’s goal hinted at a glorious future for him and his country. He had been left out of the opening matches and then scored as a substitute against Romania before coach Glenn Hoddle yielded to public pressure and brought him to start against Argentina. Taking a chipped through ball from David Beckham, a clever first touch with the outside of his boot put him a step ahead of the defense and he beat off challenges from Roberto Ayala and José Chamot. Despite moving at blistering pace, he managed a shot over the keeper which was both deft and powerful. Beckham was later sent off and England lost on penalties.
9 Maxi Rodriguez, Argentina vs Mexico 2006
The score was 1-1 after just 10 minutes and no further goals came in normal time despite a pulsating end-to-end encounter. Eight minutes into extra time, Juan Sorin floated a cross field pass to Rodriguez, who had moved into a space on the right hand corner of the penalty box. Given a little breathing room by the nearest defender, Rodriguez chested the ball square and then walloped a volley up and over Mexico keeper Oswaldo Sanchez. The breathtaking goal was enough to put Argenitna through the second round match 2-1.
10 Esteban Cambiasso, Argentina vs Serbia & Montenegro 2006
The first goal on this list took 10 seconds of solo genius. This one was at the other end of the scale. There were 24 passes in a 55-second move that showcased the very best in team play. The white-shirted opponents chased the ball as it pinged forwards, backwards, left and then right. Cambiasso had the third last and final touches with an audacious Heranan Crespo backheel sandwiched in between and opening up the space for the final shot. Martin Tyler, calling the game for SBS, declared “that is one of the all time great World Cup goals” and it deservedly drew parallels with the goal the incredible talents of Brazil built for Carlos Alberto.
Monday, November 9, 2009
2010 Update
I attended the IAFA AGM last week and a couple of matters arose from it, plus there are a few things to consider on a club basis.
Players: If you have no intention of returning to play in 2010 could you please let me know by return email or phone call asap.
We have a few players interested in joining but as we will have only two teams again, places for new players will be limited. To make the process fair we will soon announce registration procedure, including a rego deadline. All existing players who pay their money by the deadline will be confirmed in a team. After that, new players will be given an opportunity to fill up the teams to the numbers required. Please feel free to pass this email on to people who think might be interested. If those are reading this they should let me know their interest by email or attendance at the kickarounds on Sundays or Wednesdays (Jim Allen Oval Wombarra) over the next month or so.
Team nominations: These will be placed with the IAFA this week. Because the majority of our players are returning and we have no under 35s on the waiting list the intention is to nominate for two teams in Masters 2 again.
If both teams are in the same division the expectation (open for further discussion) is that the squads will stay as they were. New players will be introduced based on the team they prefer to play for and the connections to those bringing them in. In this case the teams will have autonomy again to choose their overall squad number (while understanding that all returning players are guaranteed a position as long as they pay by the deadline). If the IAFA registers us in different divisions, as is possible, we will discuss how to proceed and this might include disbanding the current teams and grading an A and B team.
Rego: The IAFA is currently reviewing a decision on whether or not to join the unified Football South Coast along with most other football bodies in the Illawarra. If they do this will mean we remain under the auspices of Football NSW. We have been told that FNSW intends to levy all players a further $20 on top of existing levies in 2010. The alternative is to form a breakaway competition like the pub league but still playing on Saturday afternoons.
With the FNSW levies now up to approx $100 plus our need to pay for rego, insurance, increased WCC ground hire and referee fees, we might be looking at s slight fee increase although my hope is that we can continue to keep this at $200 for the coming season.
The future: The IAFA reported that more than 70 percent of players in their 60 teams (3 open age divisions, two masters divisions) were over 35 last season. They are calling for input on the possibility of changing one of the masters divisions to over 40s or over 45s in 2011, or making the third open division an over 40s or over 45s comp. I’d like feedback on whether we should support this as a club. My feeling is that it would help extend the careers of some of our older players – I know we have some who could play an over 50s com so I’d be most interested on their perspective. All comments on this will be collated and form part of our club submission, which I would like to give them by the end of this year.
Kick arounds: These are happening on Sundays and Wednesdays. From this week Wednesday is for an hour from 6.30pm. Sundays have been getting later and with the heat it would be great to have kickoff at 8.30am.
Jerseys: If you still haven’t returned your playing kit from last season please do so on a wed or Sunday or drop in the mailbox at 485 main road.
Website: I’ll be kicking this back up again now, so for info on training washouts etc keep and eye on the shoutbox.
Questions. Let me know if you have any questions for now and I’ll do my best.
Cheers TH10
Players: If you have no intention of returning to play in 2010 could you please let me know by return email or phone call asap.
We have a few players interested in joining but as we will have only two teams again, places for new players will be limited. To make the process fair we will soon announce registration procedure, including a rego deadline. All existing players who pay their money by the deadline will be confirmed in a team. After that, new players will be given an opportunity to fill up the teams to the numbers required. Please feel free to pass this email on to people who think might be interested. If those are reading this they should let me know their interest by email or attendance at the kickarounds on Sundays or Wednesdays (Jim Allen Oval Wombarra) over the next month or so.
Team nominations: These will be placed with the IAFA this week. Because the majority of our players are returning and we have no under 35s on the waiting list the intention is to nominate for two teams in Masters 2 again.
If both teams are in the same division the expectation (open for further discussion) is that the squads will stay as they were. New players will be introduced based on the team they prefer to play for and the connections to those bringing them in. In this case the teams will have autonomy again to choose their overall squad number (while understanding that all returning players are guaranteed a position as long as they pay by the deadline). If the IAFA registers us in different divisions, as is possible, we will discuss how to proceed and this might include disbanding the current teams and grading an A and B team.
Rego: The IAFA is currently reviewing a decision on whether or not to join the unified Football South Coast along with most other football bodies in the Illawarra. If they do this will mean we remain under the auspices of Football NSW. We have been told that FNSW intends to levy all players a further $20 on top of existing levies in 2010. The alternative is to form a breakaway competition like the pub league but still playing on Saturday afternoons.
With the FNSW levies now up to approx $100 plus our need to pay for rego, insurance, increased WCC ground hire and referee fees, we might be looking at s slight fee increase although my hope is that we can continue to keep this at $200 for the coming season.
The future: The IAFA reported that more than 70 percent of players in their 60 teams (3 open age divisions, two masters divisions) were over 35 last season. They are calling for input on the possibility of changing one of the masters divisions to over 40s or over 45s in 2011, or making the third open division an over 40s or over 45s comp. I’d like feedback on whether we should support this as a club. My feeling is that it would help extend the careers of some of our older players – I know we have some who could play an over 50s com so I’d be most interested on their perspective. All comments on this will be collated and form part of our club submission, which I would like to give them by the end of this year.
Kick arounds: These are happening on Sundays and Wednesdays. From this week Wednesday is for an hour from 6.30pm. Sundays have been getting later and with the heat it would be great to have kickoff at 8.30am.
Jerseys: If you still haven’t returned your playing kit from last season please do so on a wed or Sunday or drop in the mailbox at 485 main road.
Website: I’ll be kicking this back up again now, so for info on training washouts etc keep and eye on the shoutbox.
Questions. Let me know if you have any questions for now and I’ll do my best.
Cheers TH10
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Friday Night: FAQ Me!
Thanks to those who have rsvped for Friday night. To clarify some matters: Wives, girlfriends etc are definitely welcome. Food of an unexceptional bowlo standard can be purchased at reasonable prices and drinks will be available from the bar. There will be speeches but we are hoping to keep them to three or four hours in total length. DO NOT bring your sofas. They will not be admitted. You can however make the effort and wear a lounge suit or tuxedo but there were a few who turned up last year in jeans and T shirt and this resulted in only very minimal talk behind their backs. Frankly, wear a mankini (modelled right by David Downing) if that’s what makes you happy. We will attempt to have some music, dancing, whatever. We ask the recipients of the Player of the year awards to be humble and gracious. We realise the winner of the golden boot for highest scorer at the club will not be humble and gracious and will probably fall over on his way to the stage. This is the way strikers are. Deal with it.TH10
Monday, September 7, 2009
Preso night
Hi all
Dave D will post more details here soon but for now - the presentation night has been moved to Friday Sept 18 because the bowlo was unavilable on Oct 10. Dave apologises to anyone left stranded by this date change!
Dave D will post more details here soon but for now - the presentation night has been moved to Friday Sept 18 because the bowlo was unavilable on Oct 10. Dave apologises to anyone left stranded by this date change!
Sunday, September 6, 2009
Maroons 0, Balgownie 2
An enjoyable season came to a painful end Saturday with a major drinking session leaving many sore heads in the Coledale catchment area. Before that, however, came the knockout semifinal and the stark realistation that it doesn't matter how many chances are created, if you don't put the ball in the metal rectangle and the other team does, you deserve to lose.
We squandered two good chances to go ahead early in the match but fell behind to our season long achilles heel - a set play with the ball swung into the box. A corner wasn't cleared, the ball jagged around for an age and a Bally player poked it in for a scrappy opener.
We regained composure but not our finish. Two shots drifted wide of the far post and a corner went over their keeper and was just cleared off the line.
At the other end Bally had our keeper scrambling to tip one wide. Granted I have a bias but I don't really remember Bally threatening again until the final killer blow four minutes from time.
We completely owned the second half. A one on one with the keeper was tipped over and two of us missed with headers when unmarked in front of goal. A freekick just missed the post. All the way we felt the goal was coming and then it did at the wrong end. A goalkick fell to the oppposition forward who sprinted in. The defender got in to smother the shot and it sickeningly looped up over the keeper into the net.
With four minutes left the game was up and any chance we had disappeared when a cute chip through the heart of the Bally defence enticed their central defender to bat it away with his hand. Red card but outside the box and the freekick vanished into the distance, along with our hopes of advancing to the preliminary final.
Thanks to everyone for their input this season - for doing their lino and BBQ duty or turning up to IAFA meetings or marking the field or filling the fridge.
Next Sunday we can go back to where it all began - just having a kick around at Jim Allen Oval. Hope to see you there.
We squandered two good chances to go ahead early in the match but fell behind to our season long achilles heel - a set play with the ball swung into the box. A corner wasn't cleared, the ball jagged around for an age and a Bally player poked it in for a scrappy opener.
We regained composure but not our finish. Two shots drifted wide of the far post and a corner went over their keeper and was just cleared off the line.
At the other end Bally had our keeper scrambling to tip one wide. Granted I have a bias but I don't really remember Bally threatening again until the final killer blow four minutes from time.
We completely owned the second half. A one on one with the keeper was tipped over and two of us missed with headers when unmarked in front of goal. A freekick just missed the post. All the way we felt the goal was coming and then it did at the wrong end. A goalkick fell to the oppposition forward who sprinted in. The defender got in to smother the shot and it sickeningly looped up over the keeper into the net.
With four minutes left the game was up and any chance we had disappeared when a cute chip through the heart of the Bally defence enticed their central defender to bat it away with his hand. Red card but outside the box and the freekick vanished into the distance, along with our hopes of advancing to the preliminary final.
Thanks to everyone for their input this season - for doing their lino and BBQ duty or turning up to IAFA meetings or marking the field or filling the fridge.
Next Sunday we can go back to where it all began - just having a kick around at Jim Allen Oval. Hope to see you there.
Friday, September 4, 2009
Team named for tomorrow's game
A selection panel of Shane, Ant, JB and myself have arrived at a starting 11 for tomorrow's match. Following that decision a draw was made from the remaining seven players and unfortunately Gary H and Phil were the two to miss out. They were informed on the phone. Gary was drawn first so becomes the first reserve in case anyone pulls out of the game.
The starting team in 4-4-2 formation
PH
GP KS DD GD
JS PE MD DC
TH FR
The reserves are: TA, GJ, DJ, IS and JB.
Ant will run the subs with Shane assisting.
Please try to be dressed and ready to warm up at 12.10 tomorrow.
Should be an exciting day and if we play our best football we can advance to the next stage.
The starting team in 4-4-2 formation
PH
GP KS DD GD
JS PE MD DC
TH FR
The reserves are: TA, GJ, DJ, IS and JB.
Ant will run the subs with Shane assisting.
Please try to be dressed and ready to warm up at 12.10 tomorrow.
Should be an exciting day and if we play our best football we can advance to the next stage.
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Penalty zone
As we've come to the knockout stage of the competition the real spectre of a penalty shootout hangs over us. I'd urge anyone definitely wanting to take a penalty in the possible shootout, or anyone who absolutely will not unless they are the last man standing to make their intentions clear in the shoutbox.
Meanwhile, I have a new job which involves being paid to write about football. As part of that I spent some time today in conversation with Australia's most famous penalty taker (this is true) and I couldn't resist seeking some advice on behalf of you guys who might be stepping up for the first time.
In essence (and if you want to read exact quotes you are going to have to buy the mag) the lessons are this:
1. Be confident. Understand that everyone misses penalties at some time but if you execute your plan you will succeed..
2. Know before the game where you are going to place your penalty. Do not change your mind as you walk up to the spot. Have a plan and stick to it.
3. Don't worry too much about trying to deceive the keeper. If you strike the ball well enough, to the right place, they will never get there.
4. Practice. Bit late for that.
5. Having scored, rip off your shirt, twirl it above your head and run down the sideline like a lunatic.
Meanwhile, I have a new job which involves being paid to write about football. As part of that I spent some time today in conversation with Australia's most famous penalty taker (this is true) and I couldn't resist seeking some advice on behalf of you guys who might be stepping up for the first time.
In essence (and if you want to read exact quotes you are going to have to buy the mag) the lessons are this:
1. Be confident. Understand that everyone misses penalties at some time but if you execute your plan you will succeed..
2. Know before the game where you are going to place your penalty. Do not change your mind as you walk up to the spot. Have a plan and stick to it.
3. Don't worry too much about trying to deceive the keeper. If you strike the ball well enough, to the right place, they will never get there.
4. Practice. Bit late for that.
5. Having scored, rip off your shirt, twirl it above your head and run down the sideline like a lunatic.
Team news
At training last night we determined to pick a starting 11 for Saturday’s game and then draw lots for two others to miss out from the match. A team will be picked by lunchtime tomorrow and a draw will be done for two to miss out. Having decided to win the game as a first priority, Ant will be charged with running the subs and team with a view to maximising our chances rather than sharing game time. He will be assisted by Shane.
Although some spoke out on the issue of Dave McC last night, I’ve had a few conversations and emails afterwards which suggest the issue was not really resolved satisfactorily. In reaction, I have told Dave that he can’t be considered for this game because of the original deal, and he accepts that. He remains available for the next game should he be needed.
Although some spoke out on the issue of Dave McC last night, I’ve had a few conversations and emails afterwards which suggest the issue was not really resolved satisfactorily. In reaction, I have told Dave that he can’t be considered for this game because of the original deal, and he accepts that. He remains available for the next game should he be needed.
Announcement from the IAFA
Hello all,
Congratulations on progressing to the IAFA Semi-finals for Season 09.
Some points for this weekend:
IAFA Committee members will be present at each ground
IAFA official Referees and Linesmen have been appointed for all semi-finals - these will be paid by the IAFA
All teams are to provide two (2) match balls each for their own game - this will give 4 balls in total and should prevent any stoppage of play
All teams are to provide one (1) match official for their game - this official should identify themselves to the Ground Officials at each ground. They will be there to monitor/assist with spectator/ground behaviour (this may be a team manager, regular supporter or a relative).
All team are to have Rego cards for each player involved in their line-up. These will be checked before each game by the IAFA Committee member on duty
Please remember that your behaviour and actions reflect on the whole of the IAFA. Show respect accordingly. Spectators are there to enjoy your football, not listen to you swear and act inappropriately.
Children will be at the grounds too, so keep that in mind also.
These grounds are licensed and alcohol will be on sale. Refrain from bringing your own to prevent disappointment.
Please respect the ground hosting your game and remove all rubbish.
On behalf of the IAFA Committee good luck to all teams this weekend!
Congratulations on progressing to the IAFA Semi-finals for Season 09.
Some points for this weekend:
IAFA Committee members will be present at each ground
IAFA official Referees and Linesmen have been appointed for all semi-finals - these will be paid by the IAFA
All teams are to provide two (2) match balls each for their own game - this will give 4 balls in total and should prevent any stoppage of play
All teams are to provide one (1) match official for their game - this official should identify themselves to the Ground Officials at each ground. They will be there to monitor/assist with spectator/ground behaviour (this may be a team manager, regular supporter or a relative).
All team are to have Rego cards for each player involved in their line-up. These will be checked before each game by the IAFA Committee member on duty
Please remember that your behaviour and actions reflect on the whole of the IAFA. Show respect accordingly. Spectators are there to enjoy your football, not listen to you swear and act inappropriately.
Children will be at the grounds too, so keep that in mind also.
These grounds are licensed and alcohol will be on sale. Refrain from bringing your own to prevent disappointment.
Please respect the ground hosting your game and remove all rubbish.
On behalf of the IAFA Committee good luck to all teams this weekend!
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Whites Season 2009
As the thrills and spills of the White’s inaugural season come to end, sports writer of the year Archie McSquinty pens his review of this year’s Golden Spooners.
Andrew ‘the gaffer’ Bowen (Manager): Striker and master strategist
Born with 2 left feet and head like a 50c piece, AB sealed the wooden spoon for the Whites with a backwards header on the goal line in the last game of the season. His crossing left foot has hit many a parked car St James Park but his shooting left foot found its range more than once, a cracker in the 1-1 home draw with Balgownie being the pick of the bunch. Commendable effort with logistics and administration all season Gaffer seems to talking an octave higher of late following a 3 yard volley in the plums from team mate and lifelong friend Hucky.
‘Mr 21’ Les Coleman (Capt): Midfielder/Defender and ex-town-crier
A late arrival to the club, Mr 21 was handed the captains armband after demonstrating his deafening voice in training. Offering encouragement and abuse in equal portions it’s not hard to spot him on the park despite his lack of ability with the ball. Bagged 6 goals this season giving him a strike rate that makes Ravi Bopara look like Donald Bradman having taken approx 45,869 shots to reach this tally.
‘Goalie’ Glenn Paull: Keeper/Defender and part-time radio voiceover man
Press-ganged into playing keeper at the start of the season Goalie Glenn put in a string of first class performances throughout letting in a mere 50 goals in 17 matches. Often vocal in half-time team talks and never one to flinch in the challenge, Goalie Glenn has been kicked in the head, punched in the mouth, stood on, elbowed and body checked a million times this season. Apart from random blackouts and the onset of an involuntary twitch in his left eye there have no long lasting effects.
“Speedy” Glen Cahill: Defender and local historian
Cahill knows everything and everyone in Coledale from 1826 to the present day. Unfortunately he doesn’t know the rules of football but this hasn’t hindered his progress from novice to accomplished fullback in his first full season. No goals for Speedy despite him having the ‘hardest shot in the world’ as stated by Goalie Glenn, you get the sense this could change next season...the question is ‘in which end?’
‘Hand Ball’ Dave Fildes: Defender and ex-musketeer
From the school of hard knocks in the England’s Black Country, Dave was brought up on a diet of ‘backs to the wall’ defending pioneered by the England national team of the late 70’s and early 80’s. Clearly happiest under pressure, if the opposition can’t break through our back four Dave’s always around to lend a hand and foster that siege mentality he knows and loves. 4 penalties, 7 hand balls and a cracker of an own goal this season, Dave has already received 2 nominations from opposition teams as their player of the season, acknowledging his contribution to their campaign.
Jon “no keys” O’Neil – Defender and former playboy
Stalwart of the back four, Jon is never afraid to play with flair often electing for a Ronaldo-esq step-over and Cruyff turn rather than a simple blast up the park. This tactic firmly installed Jon as the architect of many an opposition attacking move and ensured excitement followed him where ever he went. No goals this season despite countless raids from defence, his finest hour coming during a physical midweek encounter with Russell Vale when he managed to cripple a hill-billy 7 times his own bodyweight with a single kick to the knee.
‘Quiet’ Alan Oliver: Defender and spoon maker
An almost silent defender, Alan recovered from a stretching injury in pre-season to establish himself as a regular in the left fullback slot. 100% defender on the paddock on Saturday arvo, get him along to training and stick a pair of tracky daks with elastic ankles on him and watch him turn into Ronaldo. 4-4-2 magazine recently reported that Whites sponsor are looking into the development of a polyurethane pair of maroon tracky daks for next season to help Al transfer this form to the pitch.
Kirk ‘Sick note’ Seddon: Defender and Austinmer’s own ‘Funky drummer’
His appearances limited this season; Sick Note has had more injuries than Johnny Wilkinson. After an extended layoff due to a freak drumming accident he returned to training in late July full of promise but pulled a hamstring fastening his boot laces and is still on the treatment table now.
Mick ‘the wanderer’ Scanlon: Defender and medical pioneer
Making only a cameo appearance Mick’s wandering style was welcomed by every winger he marked. He left the Whites early in the season to take up a part-time role at Uni which afforded him the time needed to further his work campaigning to have all keepers wearing protective head gear and automatically airlifted to St Vinnie’s private by the Westpac chopper when tackled above waist height....the IAFA have yet to vote on this revolutionary idea.
Michael “Mitty” Mittwollen: Utility player and mathematically challenged gambler
Have-a-go-hero Mitty will play anywhere you ask him and give his all. One of the worst punters in the world, his persistence paid off this season when 39 hrs of training, 12 hrs of game time, $517 in petrol money and a $200 rego fee saw him win a $5 bet with his son. Owner of a hat collection to rival Little Steve’s ragamuffin style head gear, Mitty is also the only play in the league capable of landing a throw-in at his own feet.
Trevor “Old Man” Deeming – Defender and part-time snag burner
As the oldest player in the history of the Whites Trev never moves too quickly on the park, but his Peter Crouch-like physique means he can stand on the penalty spot and tackle a player anywhere in the 18 yard box thanks to a world record 14 metre leg-span. This was often used to great effect deflecting Dave’s clearances off the goal line.
Doug ‘hardman’ Hamill: Midfielder/Defender/Keeper and part-time assassin
Doug has done much to pioneer the use of ancient Sumo wrestling techniques in football in recent years, living life by the famous motto “if you can’t reach the ball, squash him”. Having spared us all the site of his arse early in the season with a goal at IFS, Doug has progressed backwards from midfield to defence and finally to between the sticks where he has worked tirelessly on his banana goal kicking. Despite his time in goal Hamill still finished head and shoulders above everyone in the yellow card competition this season.
‘Laidback’ Phil Lally: Defender/Midfielder and woolly jumper collector
Arriving for each game in a vintage motor and trademark woolly jumper, Phil goes about his business on the park with minimum fuss. So much so he played the first 16 games of season on the left before pointing out he was right footed. Asked why he played on the left the reply came back “because you told me to”. That kind of compliance is a manager’s dream and Phil’s attitude has been rewarded with a new contract which has a hair band allowance included so he can see where he’s running next season.
Andres “Scarface” Tamayo-Uribe: Midfielder and ‘dentist’
Bringing a touch South American magic to the field Andres is blessed with the ability to swear at refs in a language they don’t understand and makes the most of this after every tackle. Fancy feet in the mould of Maradona, he can turn any player inside out and then rely on his blistering pace to take him away from danger. With a personal best of 23 seconds in the pre-season beep test, he can accelerate from 0-12km/hr in just a shade under 4 minutes. Andres’ season was cut short when he returned to his native Columbia to stock up on ‘dental supplies’ for his ‘business’ in the Gong, those in the know are taking bets on whether or not he’ll make it back through customs this time round.
Michael ‘slugger’ Charles: Midfielder and secret ultimate fighting competitor
Housewife’s choice Charles has the boyish looks to make every tuckshop mum swoon, but stick a Whites shirt on him and watch the beast come alive! A quick fire start to the season saw Slugger get himself on the score sheet a few times, but with the goals drying up and Doug slipping back into goal he brought back the biff with aplomb in the latter part of the season. The media debate has recently focused on possible anger management techniques but White’s management is standing firm with their assertion that fire in his belly is crucial to his game...watch out for more fireworks next season.
Mark ‘stepper’ Groves: Midfielder and ‘cooler’ for Slugger Charles
Summed up best by Dennis the Motivator, Mark scares the opposition, mainly because he’s 9ft tall. Despite his height Groves has a remarkably short stride, taking some 375 steps running box to box. Always cool and collected on the ball, he stuck a couple in the onion bag this season. When the tackles begin to fly and Sluggers hands start swinging you can rely on Stepper to bring a calming influence to all around him, a great counterbalance to Hamill & Charles.
Grant ‘the trickster’ Bywater: Midfielder/Striker and former ballroom dancing champion
Blessed with the grace and poise of a ballet dancer; Bywater’s famous 470 degree turn never fails to fool everyone within a 5 yard radius...including Grant. Having donned the gloves for the second game of the season The Trickster quickly remembered why he never played between the sticks at school and has alternated between midfield and attack for the rest of the season, bagging a world class header from 3 inches in the Uni away fixture.
‘The Ponytailed Wonder’ Alex Kocatekin: Midfielder and maritime story teller
Unavailable for most of the season Alex’s boots remain whiter than white largely due to lack of action. Pele-style balls skills and a goal against the ‘Morons’ that will go down in White’s history, Ponytail can dominate any game for 8 minutes straight and then needs a rest. If he can avoid being kidnapped by pirates at work this summer he could make a big impression next season.
“Little” Steve Higson: Midfielder and tofu activist
A living paradox, little Steve is the only hippy in the world to lecture in business and commercial law. Taking this confusion with him in abundance onto the park every Saturday, he occupies a striker’s position when playing in midfield and plays at left fullback when ever deployed as a striker. Bagged a few this season down to his sheer persistence and uncanny knack of being in the wrong place almost all the time, rumour has it he’ll be doing a cheeky sideline in ‘local’ mushroom burgers and homebrew at the pitch side BBQ next season.
“Big” Steve Bynon: Striker and international schmoozer
Self-confessed Dragon’s tragic; Steve’s legs stiffen each week as the game progresses. Often playing out the last 20 minutes running like Long-John Silver, he pulled his season around with 4 goals in the last 6 games and a 14 schooner adventure before the Coledale derby which many believe could be the blueprint for success in seasons to come. If this turns out to be true rumour has it Bynon has negotiated a free liver transplant at the end of next season as part of his new contract.
Andrew “Hucky” Huckstepp: Striker and very slow fence builder
Tireless up front, no one has worked harder than ‘the Huckster’ tackling back and harassing the opposition defence. Ever present in the post training beer drinking, Hucky is the archetypal club man. The stats show Hucky has covered some 400kms on the paddock this season in over 3000mins of football in the centre forward position.....he managed 7 shots in total, none of which were on target.
Dennis the Motivator: Director of Football and ‘friend’ of Andres
A history of playing with the stars in the golden Stanley Matthews era, Dennis was offered a director’s role for an undisclosed fee after discussions behind closed doors with Andres ‘Scarface’ Tamayo-Uribe. Having attended just enough games to ensure his contractual obligations were completed and his agreed consulting fee secure Dennis’ appearances became few and far between. Underworld sources are believed to know Dennis as “The Don” and there have been unconfirmed sightings of him and Andres in the remote hills of Columbia viewing “real estate”.
Andrew ‘the gaffer’ Bowen (Manager): Striker and master strategist
Born with 2 left feet and head like a 50c piece, AB sealed the wooden spoon for the Whites with a backwards header on the goal line in the last game of the season. His crossing left foot has hit many a parked car St James Park but his shooting left foot found its range more than once, a cracker in the 1-1 home draw with Balgownie being the pick of the bunch. Commendable effort with logistics and administration all season Gaffer seems to talking an octave higher of late following a 3 yard volley in the plums from team mate and lifelong friend Hucky.
‘Mr 21’ Les Coleman (Capt): Midfielder/Defender and ex-town-crier
A late arrival to the club, Mr 21 was handed the captains armband after demonstrating his deafening voice in training. Offering encouragement and abuse in equal portions it’s not hard to spot him on the park despite his lack of ability with the ball. Bagged 6 goals this season giving him a strike rate that makes Ravi Bopara look like Donald Bradman having taken approx 45,869 shots to reach this tally.
‘Goalie’ Glenn Paull: Keeper/Defender and part-time radio voiceover man
Press-ganged into playing keeper at the start of the season Goalie Glenn put in a string of first class performances throughout letting in a mere 50 goals in 17 matches. Often vocal in half-time team talks and never one to flinch in the challenge, Goalie Glenn has been kicked in the head, punched in the mouth, stood on, elbowed and body checked a million times this season. Apart from random blackouts and the onset of an involuntary twitch in his left eye there have no long lasting effects.
“Speedy” Glen Cahill: Defender and local historian
Cahill knows everything and everyone in Coledale from 1826 to the present day. Unfortunately he doesn’t know the rules of football but this hasn’t hindered his progress from novice to accomplished fullback in his first full season. No goals for Speedy despite him having the ‘hardest shot in the world’ as stated by Goalie Glenn, you get the sense this could change next season...the question is ‘in which end?’
‘Hand Ball’ Dave Fildes: Defender and ex-musketeer
From the school of hard knocks in the England’s Black Country, Dave was brought up on a diet of ‘backs to the wall’ defending pioneered by the England national team of the late 70’s and early 80’s. Clearly happiest under pressure, if the opposition can’t break through our back four Dave’s always around to lend a hand and foster that siege mentality he knows and loves. 4 penalties, 7 hand balls and a cracker of an own goal this season, Dave has already received 2 nominations from opposition teams as their player of the season, acknowledging his contribution to their campaign.
Jon “no keys” O’Neil – Defender and former playboy
Stalwart of the back four, Jon is never afraid to play with flair often electing for a Ronaldo-esq step-over and Cruyff turn rather than a simple blast up the park. This tactic firmly installed Jon as the architect of many an opposition attacking move and ensured excitement followed him where ever he went. No goals this season despite countless raids from defence, his finest hour coming during a physical midweek encounter with Russell Vale when he managed to cripple a hill-billy 7 times his own bodyweight with a single kick to the knee.
‘Quiet’ Alan Oliver: Defender and spoon maker
An almost silent defender, Alan recovered from a stretching injury in pre-season to establish himself as a regular in the left fullback slot. 100% defender on the paddock on Saturday arvo, get him along to training and stick a pair of tracky daks with elastic ankles on him and watch him turn into Ronaldo. 4-4-2 magazine recently reported that Whites sponsor are looking into the development of a polyurethane pair of maroon tracky daks for next season to help Al transfer this form to the pitch.
Kirk ‘Sick note’ Seddon: Defender and Austinmer’s own ‘Funky drummer’
His appearances limited this season; Sick Note has had more injuries than Johnny Wilkinson. After an extended layoff due to a freak drumming accident he returned to training in late July full of promise but pulled a hamstring fastening his boot laces and is still on the treatment table now.
Mick ‘the wanderer’ Scanlon: Defender and medical pioneer
Making only a cameo appearance Mick’s wandering style was welcomed by every winger he marked. He left the Whites early in the season to take up a part-time role at Uni which afforded him the time needed to further his work campaigning to have all keepers wearing protective head gear and automatically airlifted to St Vinnie’s private by the Westpac chopper when tackled above waist height....the IAFA have yet to vote on this revolutionary idea.
Michael “Mitty” Mittwollen: Utility player and mathematically challenged gambler
Have-a-go-hero Mitty will play anywhere you ask him and give his all. One of the worst punters in the world, his persistence paid off this season when 39 hrs of training, 12 hrs of game time, $517 in petrol money and a $200 rego fee saw him win a $5 bet with his son. Owner of a hat collection to rival Little Steve’s ragamuffin style head gear, Mitty is also the only play in the league capable of landing a throw-in at his own feet.
Trevor “Old Man” Deeming – Defender and part-time snag burner
As the oldest player in the history of the Whites Trev never moves too quickly on the park, but his Peter Crouch-like physique means he can stand on the penalty spot and tackle a player anywhere in the 18 yard box thanks to a world record 14 metre leg-span. This was often used to great effect deflecting Dave’s clearances off the goal line.
Doug ‘hardman’ Hamill: Midfielder/Defender/Keeper and part-time assassin
Doug has done much to pioneer the use of ancient Sumo wrestling techniques in football in recent years, living life by the famous motto “if you can’t reach the ball, squash him”. Having spared us all the site of his arse early in the season with a goal at IFS, Doug has progressed backwards from midfield to defence and finally to between the sticks where he has worked tirelessly on his banana goal kicking. Despite his time in goal Hamill still finished head and shoulders above everyone in the yellow card competition this season.
‘Laidback’ Phil Lally: Defender/Midfielder and woolly jumper collector
Arriving for each game in a vintage motor and trademark woolly jumper, Phil goes about his business on the park with minimum fuss. So much so he played the first 16 games of season on the left before pointing out he was right footed. Asked why he played on the left the reply came back “because you told me to”. That kind of compliance is a manager’s dream and Phil’s attitude has been rewarded with a new contract which has a hair band allowance included so he can see where he’s running next season.
Andres “Scarface” Tamayo-Uribe: Midfielder and ‘dentist’
Bringing a touch South American magic to the field Andres is blessed with the ability to swear at refs in a language they don’t understand and makes the most of this after every tackle. Fancy feet in the mould of Maradona, he can turn any player inside out and then rely on his blistering pace to take him away from danger. With a personal best of 23 seconds in the pre-season beep test, he can accelerate from 0-12km/hr in just a shade under 4 minutes. Andres’ season was cut short when he returned to his native Columbia to stock up on ‘dental supplies’ for his ‘business’ in the Gong, those in the know are taking bets on whether or not he’ll make it back through customs this time round.
Michael ‘slugger’ Charles: Midfielder and secret ultimate fighting competitor
Housewife’s choice Charles has the boyish looks to make every tuckshop mum swoon, but stick a Whites shirt on him and watch the beast come alive! A quick fire start to the season saw Slugger get himself on the score sheet a few times, but with the goals drying up and Doug slipping back into goal he brought back the biff with aplomb in the latter part of the season. The media debate has recently focused on possible anger management techniques but White’s management is standing firm with their assertion that fire in his belly is crucial to his game...watch out for more fireworks next season.
Mark ‘stepper’ Groves: Midfielder and ‘cooler’ for Slugger Charles
Summed up best by Dennis the Motivator, Mark scares the opposition, mainly because he’s 9ft tall. Despite his height Groves has a remarkably short stride, taking some 375 steps running box to box. Always cool and collected on the ball, he stuck a couple in the onion bag this season. When the tackles begin to fly and Sluggers hands start swinging you can rely on Stepper to bring a calming influence to all around him, a great counterbalance to Hamill & Charles.
Grant ‘the trickster’ Bywater: Midfielder/Striker and former ballroom dancing champion
Blessed with the grace and poise of a ballet dancer; Bywater’s famous 470 degree turn never fails to fool everyone within a 5 yard radius...including Grant. Having donned the gloves for the second game of the season The Trickster quickly remembered why he never played between the sticks at school and has alternated between midfield and attack for the rest of the season, bagging a world class header from 3 inches in the Uni away fixture.
‘The Ponytailed Wonder’ Alex Kocatekin: Midfielder and maritime story teller
Unavailable for most of the season Alex’s boots remain whiter than white largely due to lack of action. Pele-style balls skills and a goal against the ‘Morons’ that will go down in White’s history, Ponytail can dominate any game for 8 minutes straight and then needs a rest. If he can avoid being kidnapped by pirates at work this summer he could make a big impression next season.
“Little” Steve Higson: Midfielder and tofu activist
A living paradox, little Steve is the only hippy in the world to lecture in business and commercial law. Taking this confusion with him in abundance onto the park every Saturday, he occupies a striker’s position when playing in midfield and plays at left fullback when ever deployed as a striker. Bagged a few this season down to his sheer persistence and uncanny knack of being in the wrong place almost all the time, rumour has it he’ll be doing a cheeky sideline in ‘local’ mushroom burgers and homebrew at the pitch side BBQ next season.
“Big” Steve Bynon: Striker and international schmoozer
Self-confessed Dragon’s tragic; Steve’s legs stiffen each week as the game progresses. Often playing out the last 20 minutes running like Long-John Silver, he pulled his season around with 4 goals in the last 6 games and a 14 schooner adventure before the Coledale derby which many believe could be the blueprint for success in seasons to come. If this turns out to be true rumour has it Bynon has negotiated a free liver transplant at the end of next season as part of his new contract.
Andrew “Hucky” Huckstepp: Striker and very slow fence builder
Tireless up front, no one has worked harder than ‘the Huckster’ tackling back and harassing the opposition defence. Ever present in the post training beer drinking, Hucky is the archetypal club man. The stats show Hucky has covered some 400kms on the paddock this season in over 3000mins of football in the centre forward position.....he managed 7 shots in total, none of which were on target.
Dennis the Motivator: Director of Football and ‘friend’ of Andres
A history of playing with the stars in the golden Stanley Matthews era, Dennis was offered a director’s role for an undisclosed fee after discussions behind closed doors with Andres ‘Scarface’ Tamayo-Uribe. Having attended just enough games to ensure his contractual obligations were completed and his agreed consulting fee secure Dennis’ appearances became few and far between. Underworld sources are believed to know Dennis as “The Don” and there have been unconfirmed sightings of him and Andres in the remote hills of Columbia viewing “real estate”.
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Brief explanation of player of the year voting
Dear Les
Good question. In each game your teammates vote for their three best players. In one game you might have 16 voting and in another maybe half the team doesn't bother. So, to make the raw votes carry less significance, the highest polling player for the game is awarded 3 points towards the end of the season award, second highest gets two points and third gets one.
So, for example, is two players are equal top player on 10 votes for a game and the next is on eight points then the first two players will share 5 votes (3+2), that is 2.5 each, and the player on eight will receive one vote.
Same works for ties for second or third in a particular game.
This was introduced because in year one, Shane polled well in every game but lost out because one player got an amazing raw score in two games and barely troubled the scorers for the rest of the season (nope, not me).
As for goals, yes, I think they should carry a point per goal, but I am sure others will argue against that.
Good question. In each game your teammates vote for their three best players. In one game you might have 16 voting and in another maybe half the team doesn't bother. So, to make the raw votes carry less significance, the highest polling player for the game is awarded 3 points towards the end of the season award, second highest gets two points and third gets one.
So, for example, is two players are equal top player on 10 votes for a game and the next is on eight points then the first two players will share 5 votes (3+2), that is 2.5 each, and the player on eight will receive one vote.
Same works for ties for second or third in a particular game.
This was introduced because in year one, Shane polled well in every game but lost out because one player got an amazing raw score in two games and barely troubled the scorers for the rest of the season (nope, not me).
As for goals, yes, I think they should carry a point per goal, but I am sure others will argue against that.
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Maroons Mission accomplished (part one)
A wild wind and rough surface made football difficult in the air and on the ground but the main aim was avoid injuries and in that area, at least, the Maroons were successful. Consecutive 1-1 draws against two of the bottom three teams is hardly premiership form but we will head to Saturday's knockout final with an overflow of fit players and with some tough decisions to make this week at training.
The scores were locked 0-0 at the break, the Maroons coming closest in the first minute when the IFS keeper tipped TH10's long range effort onto the cross bar. Paul E and Shaky got through for one on ones with the keeper but couldn't convert while IFS were restricted to long bombs downfield with the prevailing wind. The Maroons survived a heart in mouth moment when Pete fumbled to their striker but he stroked the ball wide of the posts.
It was a much more even second half and IFS opened the scoring. Three or four chances to clear were spurned before their player curled an unstoppable shot in from the edge of the area.
TH10 missed an open goal when his header cannoned off the keeper's trailling leg following an excellent cross from Dave McC and Shaky came up with the equaliser, heading home a freekick from the right.
In a frantic finish, IFS hit the bar and we threatened but neither side could claim all points.
The Maroons are requested to all attend training this week, at least from 7.45pm for a team meeting to sort out sleection for the final, which is scheduled for 12.30pm on Saturday at Figtree.
The scores were locked 0-0 at the break, the Maroons coming closest in the first minute when the IFS keeper tipped TH10's long range effort onto the cross bar. Paul E and Shaky got through for one on ones with the keeper but couldn't convert while IFS were restricted to long bombs downfield with the prevailing wind. The Maroons survived a heart in mouth moment when Pete fumbled to their striker but he stroked the ball wide of the posts.
It was a much more even second half and IFS opened the scoring. Three or four chances to clear were spurned before their player curled an unstoppable shot in from the edge of the area.
TH10 missed an open goal when his header cannoned off the keeper's trailling leg following an excellent cross from Dave McC and Shaky came up with the equaliser, heading home a freekick from the right.
In a frantic finish, IFS hit the bar and we threatened but neither side could claim all points.
The Maroons are requested to all attend training this week, at least from 7.45pm for a team meeting to sort out sleection for the final, which is scheduled for 12.30pm on Saturday at Figtree.
Golden Spoon 2009
Following on from the Maroons winning the Coledale Cup the week before, the Whites yesterday brought home the second trophy of the year for the club. An emphatic 1-1 result against the Sweat Hogs ensured a season without a win, 7 draws and 15 losses. Alan's decision to paint the spoon trophies gold before the last match proved a touch of genius.
Having never been to the burgh before, from what I read on this blog I was expecting the locals to be wandering the streets in flannels and ugg boots, pushing shopping trolleys filled with cans and old newspapers, eying off visitors with a toothless grin wondering what you tasted like on a spit roast. Pretty much the place looked deserted, but gradually behemoths in yellow and black jerseys came from the shadows and started to warm up. The Whites were all ready to go on time, but still a ref and linesman were not obvious, so three locals were coaxed into the roles. For the amount of abuse the ref received from the Hogs I hope he was shouted free beer all night.
On a pitch with more rocks than grass and running with the wind in the first half, the Whites started well with the midfielders working hard supplying some nice ball for the forwards. Gathering the ball near the sideline, AB worked his way just inside the box and next thing was flat on his back staring at the clouds, his legs unceremoniously taken out from under him. The ref showed no hesitiation in awarding the penalty despite protests and threats from his clubmates. Les clinically dispatched the spot kick and the Whites were head 1-0.
This lead lasted about 5 minutes until handball Dave weaved some magic in the back left hand corner, got dispossessed and a Hogs cross found an unmarked head to level the scores. The Hogs then hit the post with another header a few minutes later, but the Whites regrouped and played strongly till halftime.
The second half would not have been much of a spectacle for the 8 supporters at the ground, as both teams realised the odds of the other team scoring were getting longer as the match progressed. A MG corner floated above all on the near post and hit a jogging in AB on the head from half a metre out and sailed over the cross bar. Im sticking with the view of the opposition that the corner had gone out anyway and the goal would have been disallowed.
With the ball hardly entering either goal box, it fell to our own goal/penalty give awayer expert to try and decide a winner with a smashing strike that went agonisingly close to Dougs top right corner. As punishment Dave was pushed to striker for the last 5 minutes and actually had to do some running, coming off more buggered than any time of the season.
An observation from an unhappy Hog after the match. "These guys didnt look like scoring, you have nothing". Obviously your team is about the same. As for the reputation of being a tough hard team, I suggest anyone wanting to play a real hard team play the boys from the Warilla Hotel in the sunday pub league. You ache all over for a week. The hardest thing about the Hogs is the ground.
So to the Bowlo for a celebratory beer and salt/pepper squid. With half of the semi-final bound Maroons team also showing up, the happy mood belied the fact that we didnt win a game all year. The team comeraderie has built as the season progressed and most seem keen to go round again next year. On a personal note I would like to thank all the Whites for making my job as manager very easy in a at times frustrating season (on the pitch only). Amazing we couldnt get one victory. Everyone pulled their weight when asked doing lines and bbqs, didnt moan about being subbed (except me) and sat out when required.
To finish, a well used quote from a bloke who thought he would only play when we were short and ended up missing only 1 match and became captain
"At the start of the year if anyone told me I would not win one match and still have one of the most enjoyable seasons I have ever had, I would never have believed them".
Having never been to the burgh before, from what I read on this blog I was expecting the locals to be wandering the streets in flannels and ugg boots, pushing shopping trolleys filled with cans and old newspapers, eying off visitors with a toothless grin wondering what you tasted like on a spit roast. Pretty much the place looked deserted, but gradually behemoths in yellow and black jerseys came from the shadows and started to warm up. The Whites were all ready to go on time, but still a ref and linesman were not obvious, so three locals were coaxed into the roles. For the amount of abuse the ref received from the Hogs I hope he was shouted free beer all night.
On a pitch with more rocks than grass and running with the wind in the first half, the Whites started well with the midfielders working hard supplying some nice ball for the forwards. Gathering the ball near the sideline, AB worked his way just inside the box and next thing was flat on his back staring at the clouds, his legs unceremoniously taken out from under him. The ref showed no hesitiation in awarding the penalty despite protests and threats from his clubmates. Les clinically dispatched the spot kick and the Whites were head 1-0.
This lead lasted about 5 minutes until handball Dave weaved some magic in the back left hand corner, got dispossessed and a Hogs cross found an unmarked head to level the scores. The Hogs then hit the post with another header a few minutes later, but the Whites regrouped and played strongly till halftime.
The second half would not have been much of a spectacle for the 8 supporters at the ground, as both teams realised the odds of the other team scoring were getting longer as the match progressed. A MG corner floated above all on the near post and hit a jogging in AB on the head from half a metre out and sailed over the cross bar. Im sticking with the view of the opposition that the corner had gone out anyway and the goal would have been disallowed.
With the ball hardly entering either goal box, it fell to our own goal/penalty give awayer expert to try and decide a winner with a smashing strike that went agonisingly close to Dougs top right corner. As punishment Dave was pushed to striker for the last 5 minutes and actually had to do some running, coming off more buggered than any time of the season.
An observation from an unhappy Hog after the match. "These guys didnt look like scoring, you have nothing". Obviously your team is about the same. As for the reputation of being a tough hard team, I suggest anyone wanting to play a real hard team play the boys from the Warilla Hotel in the sunday pub league. You ache all over for a week. The hardest thing about the Hogs is the ground.
So to the Bowlo for a celebratory beer and salt/pepper squid. With half of the semi-final bound Maroons team also showing up, the happy mood belied the fact that we didnt win a game all year. The team comeraderie has built as the season progressed and most seem keen to go round again next year. On a personal note I would like to thank all the Whites for making my job as manager very easy in a at times frustrating season (on the pitch only). Amazing we couldnt get one victory. Everyone pulled their weight when asked doing lines and bbqs, didnt moan about being subbed (except me) and sat out when required.
To finish, a well used quote from a bloke who thought he would only play when we were short and ended up missing only 1 match and became captain
"At the start of the year if anyone told me I would not win one match and still have one of the most enjoyable seasons I have ever had, I would never have believed them".
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Tony & Doug get married
As the sun soaked St James park on Saturday afternoon literally 10’s of people packed ‘the hill’ with an electric atmosphere. Both sets of fans were in fine voice and their songs could be heard all the way to Coledale video store.
The teams lined up in front of the assembled media hacks as cameras snapped the moment for the history books and the pleasantries were finally over. With 3 minutes to kick-off the whites gathered in their now customary pre-match shambles to allocate roles, arriving at a starting 11 made up of those who could still breath in the alarmingly figure hugging ‘away kit’ being used for the day. Having scored 4 unmarked goals in our last meeting, Tony “blogger” Harper was singled out as the biggest threat and Maroon we should kick the most....moments later Doug was singled out as the White most likely to kick him and the game plan was set.
“Don’t vorry boyz, we can win deez morons” cried the ponytailed wonder and we were off.
The Maroons soon realised there was to be no repeat of the goal fest in Warilla and with more chance of Australia winning the Ashes than the ref spotting a foul the game found a rhythm of quick passing and snappy tackles. Fergus took to this like a brick to water and his usual influence in midfield began to fade as Ponytail’s white boots outshone everyone else’s. Meanwhile Blogger hadn’t seen much of the ball and a quick glance towards to the edge of white’s penalty box caught him and Doug holding hands and whispering tender “you stood on my feet you f*** &%$# &%$#4^%!!” to each other.
5 mins before half time Mr 21 and Slugger Charles huffed and puffed their way to the halfway line and when all else failed simply lashed the ball skyward. As is a prerequisite when playing for the whites, Ponytail isn’t one to give up on a lost cause and after going shoulder to shoulder with the Maroon’s last man he managed an amazing feat, putting the whites 1-0 up with a shot that would of been goal in all 4 codes of footy.
Post match interviews established that it was “reverse spin” that helped the ball nestle in the onion bag. Apparently cricket is a totally different game in Turkey!
The second half got underway with the Maroons lifting their intensity and as the heat of the moment rose, Doug got to second base with Blogger and the passion was there for all to see. As they flirted and rolled playfully in the dirt children’s eyes were averted by parents. Ref Dewey took his legendary stance....’play on, nothing to see here’ and romance blossomed. With the Coledale fire brigade keeping a close eye on Shane’s blazing snags his attention wandered but a bullet header right in the bangers reminded him of the task in hand and ensured there was gourmet earthy crunch on the first 20 post match snags.
At one point speedster and part-time local historian Glen Cahill tried to mow Doug’s lawn, hugging Blogger to the ground and offering some sweet nothings of his own, but to no avail, Doug and Blogger were inseparable by this point and their eyes met across the dusty penalty box again for one last “watch ya elbow ya F*&% ^$@&@*!!”
All that was left to complete the perfect day was a good old fashion scrappy goal to tighten the Whites grip on the wooden spoon and the mantle of world’s most unlucky team.....it came with less than 10 mins left...as it usually does.
Final score 1-1.
Whites post match banter was focused on the future and building on the fighting spirit of the afternoon, the Maroons settling for an 8-4 aggregate win, the Coledale Cup and another point that secured their spot in the finals...happy days.
The teams lined up in front of the assembled media hacks as cameras snapped the moment for the history books and the pleasantries were finally over. With 3 minutes to kick-off the whites gathered in their now customary pre-match shambles to allocate roles, arriving at a starting 11 made up of those who could still breath in the alarmingly figure hugging ‘away kit’ being used for the day. Having scored 4 unmarked goals in our last meeting, Tony “blogger” Harper was singled out as the biggest threat and Maroon we should kick the most....moments later Doug was singled out as the White most likely to kick him and the game plan was set.
“Don’t vorry boyz, we can win deez morons” cried the ponytailed wonder and we were off.
The Maroons soon realised there was to be no repeat of the goal fest in Warilla and with more chance of Australia winning the Ashes than the ref spotting a foul the game found a rhythm of quick passing and snappy tackles. Fergus took to this like a brick to water and his usual influence in midfield began to fade as Ponytail’s white boots outshone everyone else’s. Meanwhile Blogger hadn’t seen much of the ball and a quick glance towards to the edge of white’s penalty box caught him and Doug holding hands and whispering tender “you stood on my feet you f*** &%$# &%$#4^%!!” to each other.
5 mins before half time Mr 21 and Slugger Charles huffed and puffed their way to the halfway line and when all else failed simply lashed the ball skyward. As is a prerequisite when playing for the whites, Ponytail isn’t one to give up on a lost cause and after going shoulder to shoulder with the Maroon’s last man he managed an amazing feat, putting the whites 1-0 up with a shot that would of been goal in all 4 codes of footy.
Post match interviews established that it was “reverse spin” that helped the ball nestle in the onion bag. Apparently cricket is a totally different game in Turkey!
The second half got underway with the Maroons lifting their intensity and as the heat of the moment rose, Doug got to second base with Blogger and the passion was there for all to see. As they flirted and rolled playfully in the dirt children’s eyes were averted by parents. Ref Dewey took his legendary stance....’play on, nothing to see here’ and romance blossomed. With the Coledale fire brigade keeping a close eye on Shane’s blazing snags his attention wandered but a bullet header right in the bangers reminded him of the task in hand and ensured there was gourmet earthy crunch on the first 20 post match snags.
At one point speedster and part-time local historian Glen Cahill tried to mow Doug’s lawn, hugging Blogger to the ground and offering some sweet nothings of his own, but to no avail, Doug and Blogger were inseparable by this point and their eyes met across the dusty penalty box again for one last “watch ya elbow ya F*&% ^$@&@*!!”
All that was left to complete the perfect day was a good old fashion scrappy goal to tighten the Whites grip on the wooden spoon and the mantle of world’s most unlucky team.....it came with less than 10 mins left...as it usually does.
Final score 1-1.
Whites post match banter was focused on the future and building on the fighting spirit of the afternoon, the Maroons settling for an 8-4 aggregate win, the Coledale Cup and another point that secured their spot in the finals...happy days.
Monday, August 24, 2009
Match report, sort of
Score: 1-1. (Alex 1st half, Shakey second).
Fans: 50 or so, very well lubricated.
Snags sold before Shane realised they were meant to be given out free: 60. Sorry no refunds.
Biggest pantomine villain: Um, let me think...
First 45 minutes: All White
Second 42 minutes (the bloke needs a new watch as well as specs): Mostly Maroon.
Level of Whites intensity in game one a scale of 1-10. A half.
Whites level of intensity in game two on a scale of 1-10: 11.
The lesson for Whites: Play like that every week and you will win games, hopefully this week against the Shoggies.
The lesson for Maroons: Play like that again and you can have Sept 12 and 19 at the beach.
Worst gimmick: The massage table and stationary bike.
Best gimmick: Seany Ritter leading out the teams with the trophy and Ant's match program.
Feel free to add your own memories...
Fans: 50 or so, very well lubricated.
Snags sold before Shane realised they were meant to be given out free: 60. Sorry no refunds.
Biggest pantomine villain: Um, let me think...
First 45 minutes: All White
Second 42 minutes (the bloke needs a new watch as well as specs): Mostly Maroon.
Level of Whites intensity in game one a scale of 1-10. A half.
Whites level of intensity in game two on a scale of 1-10: 11.
The lesson for Whites: Play like that every week and you will win games, hopefully this week against the Shoggies.
The lesson for Maroons: Play like that again and you can have Sept 12 and 19 at the beach.
Worst gimmick: The massage table and stationary bike.
Best gimmick: Seany Ritter leading out the teams with the trophy and Ant's match program.
Feel free to add your own memories...
Sunday, August 23, 2009
El Classico Coledaleio
What a day. Great match, great people, great crowd, right result.
May there be many more.
May there be many more.
End of Season Awards Night
Last years successful awards night is nearly here, the razzle dazzle, the glitz, thousands of flashing camera's, autograph hunters, security guards and paparazzi, all making for a fantastic evening.
Invitations will shortly be dispatched throughout the Illawarra, but first we need to know everyones preference date for the big event.
Invitations will shortly be dispatched throughout the Illawarra, but first we need to know everyones preference date for the big event.
- Sunday 4th October
- Saturday 10th October
I will double check these dates with Ant & availability of the Bowlo, however I need everyone to confirm ASAP!
Social Dave
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Jon's lost car keys
Jon O'Neil lost his car keys at training last night, most probably somewhere around the ingoal area up the northern end, or near the little fence where we all sit to put our boots on. If anyone is in the area can they keep an eye out for them.
Also theres 2 balls down in the creek from last night, one a pink match ball. Careful if you go hunting for them I ended up in water ankle deep so trained with wet boots.
Also theres 2 balls down in the creek from last night, one a pink match ball. Careful if you go hunting for them I ended up in water ankle deep so trained with wet boots.
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
One for the Whites
IFS 1 - Uni 1
It's not a done deal yet. Uni's point at IFS still means that a couple of wins against Sweat Hogs (yes please) and the Maroons, whilst Uni lose to Shellharbour City and the Old Boys could still see you lose the momentous wooden spoon trophy.
A defeat at the weekend (even a tight 1-0 one) is all that needed to guarantee the season won't be trophy-less. You know what you have to do.
It's not a done deal yet. Uni's point at IFS still means that a couple of wins against Sweat Hogs (yes please) and the Maroons, whilst Uni lose to Shellharbour City and the Old Boys could still see you lose the momentous wooden spoon trophy.
A defeat at the weekend (even a tight 1-0 one) is all that needed to guarantee the season won't be trophy-less. You know what you have to do.
Move on Whites..nothing for you to see here...:) What if..
Old Boys lose to Mako's and the other top 4 teams win all their games..
Everyone ends up on 47 points and if head to head counts before goal difference then:
Balgownie win the comp.
1st Balgownie, 2nd Russell Vale 3rd Maroons, 4th Old Boys
If we have the same points as Old Boys and Russell Vale
1st Russell Vale, 2nd Maroons 3rd Old Boys
If we have the same points as Old Boys and Balgownie
1st Balgownie, 2nd Maroons, 3rd Old Boys
If we have the same points as Balgownie and Russell Vale
1st Balgownie, 2nd Russell Vale 3rd Maroons,
If we have the same points as Balgownie - comes down to goal difference, currently one worse but have scored more
If we have the same points as Old Boys we finish above them
If we have the same points as Russell Vale, they finish above us
Everyone ends up on 47 points and if head to head counts before goal difference then:
Balgownie win the comp.
1st Balgownie, 2nd Russell Vale 3rd Maroons, 4th Old Boys
If we have the same points as Old Boys and Russell Vale
1st Russell Vale, 2nd Maroons 3rd Old Boys
If we have the same points as Old Boys and Balgownie
1st Balgownie, 2nd Maroons, 3rd Old Boys
If we have the same points as Balgownie and Russell Vale
1st Balgownie, 2nd Russell Vale 3rd Maroons,
If we have the same points as Balgownie - comes down to goal difference, currently one worse but have scored more
If we have the same points as Old Boys we finish above them
If we have the same points as Russell Vale, they finish above us
Monday, August 17, 2009
Player of the year - update
With two games to go (hopefully more), the Maroons player of the year is down to two people, with only 2 1/2 points separating them. Not going to say who in case you're not one of them and feel like dropping your performance level now that the prestigious award is out of reach,
For the whites only 2 1/4 votes separates 6 players, with the current leader a bare 1/4 of a point in front.
Oh the excitement of it all!
For the whites only 2 1/4 votes separates 6 players, with the current leader a bare 1/4 of a point in front.
Oh the excitement of it all!
Penalties - I'm right the ref is wrong - no surprise there then
From the FIFA Laws of the Game:
A direct free kick is awarded to the opposing team if a player commits any of the following seven offences in a manner considered by the referee to be careless, reckless or using excessive force:
• kicks or attempts to kick an opponent
• trips or attempts to trip an opponent
• jumps at an opponent
• charges an opponent
• strikes or attempts to strike an opponent
• pushes an opponent
• tackles an opponent
A direct free kick is also awarded to the opposing team if a player commits any of the following three offences:
• holds an opponent
• spits at an opponent
• handles the ball deliberately (except for the goalkeeper within his own penalty area)
A penalty kick is awarded if any of the above ten offences is committed by a player inside his own penalty area, irrespective of the position of the ball, provided it is in play.
A direct free kick is awarded to the opposing team if a player commits any of the following seven offences in a manner considered by the referee to be careless, reckless or using excessive force:
• kicks or attempts to kick an opponent
• trips or attempts to trip an opponent
• jumps at an opponent
• charges an opponent
• strikes or attempts to strike an opponent
• pushes an opponent
• tackles an opponent
A direct free kick is also awarded to the opposing team if a player commits any of the following three offences:
• holds an opponent
• spits at an opponent
• handles the ball deliberately (except for the goalkeeper within his own penalty area)
A penalty kick is awarded if any of the above ten offences is committed by a player inside his own penalty area, irrespective of the position of the ball, provided it is in play.
Sunday, August 16, 2009
Next stop, the derby
Two points from the next two games will be enough to get a Coledale team into the finals for the first time. While that is not exactly a staggering historical point, considering this is our first season proudly wearing the Maroon and White, the collection of players in the Maroons have played two barren seasons together before this and are eager to taste the experience.
No need to mention the first team that stands in our way of advancing to the playoffs, or just how passionate and committed to beating us those gentlemen will be next Saturday afternoon.
For now, however, the Maroons should enjoy the conquest over the competition's form side Russell Vale.
As with the first game against them, we battled to make any headway against a strong defence, but ours was equally firm.
Graeme P ghosted in at the far post early in the piece but was smashed over as he closed in on the ball.
TH10 tried to play in Dave C and then Dave McC but the ball was not falling kindly and the bounce was through the roof on a rock hard pitch which left many of us grazed and hobbling on Sunday morning.
Fergus had a long ranger which headed closer to Eddie's Pizza shop than the opposing goal, being tended by a stand in.
At the other end, Les angered the RV attackers with two close offside calls. On the second the number 10 sped away and shot past Pete and the far post.
Some heated words were fired between some of our players near the break but we hauled it together and went into the break at 0-0, same as the return match.
Our breakthrough came just minutes into the second half. Fergus played a long ball from the right and, for once, the tall long haired bloke wasn't there to deal with it. TH10 was able to sprint (well, it felt like sprinting) between the defenders, take a couple of touches and finish left foot past a wooden keeper.
RV got rattled and as usual at home, not many freekicks were awarded as maniacs on both side flung themselves in at their opponents. The volume, if not the intellectual standard, of debate was ramped up and we kicked the shite out of each other.
Dave Mc had a chance to make it 2-0 when put through clean on goal. Apparently his co striker's yell of "finish it" put him off and he stuck the ball on the roof of the Austinmer petrol station.
We didn't have to wait long to make amends however, but it came from someone who has waited a long time (almost 50 years) for a goal. In his third season now having never played before, big Phil has had a couple of close shaves with the opposing goal but his previous career highlight was a tap in goal in the grand final of a summer sevens triumph.
GD played a corner in from the left, the ball pinballed through a jumble of players at the near post. Phil had made his run, the ball sat up and his smashed it home with aplomb. The drinkers on the hill gave their loudest squeal of the season for a special goal.
RV came close with a header over from a corner and then got right back in it with 20 minutes to go. Amazing that both teams kicked eight types of crap out of each other, appealed 10 times for blatant handballs and garnered maybe three freekicks all day before a ball cannons from close range into Tom's hand and a penalty is awarded.
At 2-1 RV came roaring at us but again DD and KS plus there outside backs were magnificent. Paul E, playing despite a flu, was again monumental and Ian joined the fray with time running out to put in some big hits.
It was a fantastic result but more than that, a spiritied and hearty performance. We must do it all again next week.
No need to mention the first team that stands in our way of advancing to the playoffs, or just how passionate and committed to beating us those gentlemen will be next Saturday afternoon.
For now, however, the Maroons should enjoy the conquest over the competition's form side Russell Vale.
As with the first game against them, we battled to make any headway against a strong defence, but ours was equally firm.
Graeme P ghosted in at the far post early in the piece but was smashed over as he closed in on the ball.
TH10 tried to play in Dave C and then Dave McC but the ball was not falling kindly and the bounce was through the roof on a rock hard pitch which left many of us grazed and hobbling on Sunday morning.
Fergus had a long ranger which headed closer to Eddie's Pizza shop than the opposing goal, being tended by a stand in.
At the other end, Les angered the RV attackers with two close offside calls. On the second the number 10 sped away and shot past Pete and the far post.
Some heated words were fired between some of our players near the break but we hauled it together and went into the break at 0-0, same as the return match.
Our breakthrough came just minutes into the second half. Fergus played a long ball from the right and, for once, the tall long haired bloke wasn't there to deal with it. TH10 was able to sprint (well, it felt like sprinting) between the defenders, take a couple of touches and finish left foot past a wooden keeper.
RV got rattled and as usual at home, not many freekicks were awarded as maniacs on both side flung themselves in at their opponents. The volume, if not the intellectual standard, of debate was ramped up and we kicked the shite out of each other.
Dave Mc had a chance to make it 2-0 when put through clean on goal. Apparently his co striker's yell of "finish it" put him off and he stuck the ball on the roof of the Austinmer petrol station.
We didn't have to wait long to make amends however, but it came from someone who has waited a long time (almost 50 years) for a goal. In his third season now having never played before, big Phil has had a couple of close shaves with the opposing goal but his previous career highlight was a tap in goal in the grand final of a summer sevens triumph.
GD played a corner in from the left, the ball pinballed through a jumble of players at the near post. Phil had made his run, the ball sat up and his smashed it home with aplomb. The drinkers on the hill gave their loudest squeal of the season for a special goal.
RV came close with a header over from a corner and then got right back in it with 20 minutes to go. Amazing that both teams kicked eight types of crap out of each other, appealed 10 times for blatant handballs and garnered maybe three freekicks all day before a ball cannons from close range into Tom's hand and a penalty is awarded.
At 2-1 RV came roaring at us but again DD and KS plus there outside backs were magnificent. Paul E, playing despite a flu, was again monumental and Ian joined the fray with time running out to put in some big hits.
It was a fantastic result but more than that, a spiritied and hearty performance. We must do it all again next week.
Figtree 3 Whites 1
The whites continued their charge to the spoon with another defeat yesterday. Honestly we arent that bad a team, we can score goals, just usually for the opposition. Another own goal rocketed into the top left corner brings our total for the year by my count to 4, and 8 penalties against thrown in as well. We have had the good fortune to be awarded 2 penalties, and the maroons did score a couple for us in the first derby, but that doesnt even the ledger.
The goals scored against us yesterday were far from spectacular. The first our stand in goalie forgot he could use his hands and muffed a clearance, the second was a scrappy bundle in from a indirect 3 metres from the box and the third mentioned above. We have no problems moving the ball up the pitch, equal with any team in the league and had plenty of scoring chances, we tend to freeze when in the zone. SteveB had a cracking shot in the first half just go wide from a AB backheel, The midfield all worked hard and gave the forwards some quality ball, and just before he scored SteveB forced a wonder save from a surprisingly agile Figtree keeper.
Doug played his best match of the season, Hucky ran hard up front and the backs marked up well. Mick (sorry Mike, is that short for Tyson?) Charles provided the comedy and violence again and SteveH done a good job as goalie, but honestly didnt have to do much except retrieve the ball from the net 3 times. On a personal note I will spend the off season working on my crosses, no that wasnt a shot from my little run down the left (splendid through ball Mark) but an intended along the ground pass to a screaming Les that was completely muffed. Atrocious.
The goals scored against us yesterday were far from spectacular. The first our stand in goalie forgot he could use his hands and muffed a clearance, the second was a scrappy bundle in from a indirect 3 metres from the box and the third mentioned above. We have no problems moving the ball up the pitch, equal with any team in the league and had plenty of scoring chances, we tend to freeze when in the zone. SteveB had a cracking shot in the first half just go wide from a AB backheel, The midfield all worked hard and gave the forwards some quality ball, and just before he scored SteveB forced a wonder save from a surprisingly agile Figtree keeper.
Doug played his best match of the season, Hucky ran hard up front and the backs marked up well. Mick (sorry Mike, is that short for Tyson?) Charles provided the comedy and violence again and SteveH done a good job as goalie, but honestly didnt have to do much except retrieve the ball from the net 3 times. On a personal note I will spend the off season working on my crosses, no that wasnt a shot from my little run down the left (splendid through ball Mark) but an intended along the ground pass to a screaming Les that was completely muffed. Atrocious.
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Can't stop the music
Ever see the movie The Firm? Tom Cruise, a young idealistic lawyer, joins an apparently attractive high flying legal firm. After some exciting early days things start going pear shaped, Tom tries to extricate himself from the situation and then, when it's too late, he realises not only is the firm evil but there is no escape.
Which brings me to Coledale Waves seniors football club.
I realise there are many among us who thought this was all a great idea back in February but are now counting down the days until the pain ends, they can wave goodbye to their physios and begin to stockpile the Voltarens. And yet, 20 souls turned out for training last night and looked to be having a fun time, keeping fit, abusing sh*te out of each other and chipping the goalkeeper from 40 yards (fantastic goal Dave Downing).
(Like a John Grisham thriller, this blog post keeps twisting and turning).
Many will realise that when the season ends we will start playing socially again on Sunday mornings at 8.30 or so. Some of you without commitments or addictions to Arsenal FC find this an excellent time to be asleep on a Sunday morning.
Shall I get to the point now?
As well as Sunday morning soccer, would any of you be interested in continuing to get together on wednesday's as well over summer? I'm not asking for a sign me up take my photo let's get team shirst and silly names and make a league of it commitment. Just, if we put on a kick around on Wednesdays, say from 6pm, will any of you come play.
This will be open to mates, blow ins, those guys who have mentioned they might like a game next season depending etc etc, just like Sunday. Even Rory from Helensburgh.
I'm thinking we have a couple of week break and get it going when daylight savings comes in so we don't need lights.
Anyway, I'm sure I could have made this point more clearly with fewer words.
Let me try
Anyone wants to keep coming for social kickaround on Wednesday nights over summer let us know in the poll box on the right.
Which brings me to Coledale Waves seniors football club.
I realise there are many among us who thought this was all a great idea back in February but are now counting down the days until the pain ends, they can wave goodbye to their physios and begin to stockpile the Voltarens. And yet, 20 souls turned out for training last night and looked to be having a fun time, keeping fit, abusing sh*te out of each other and chipping the goalkeeper from 40 yards (fantastic goal Dave Downing).
(Like a John Grisham thriller, this blog post keeps twisting and turning).
Many will realise that when the season ends we will start playing socially again on Sunday mornings at 8.30 or so. Some of you without commitments or addictions to Arsenal FC find this an excellent time to be asleep on a Sunday morning.
Shall I get to the point now?
As well as Sunday morning soccer, would any of you be interested in continuing to get together on wednesday's as well over summer? I'm not asking for a sign me up take my photo let's get team shirst and silly names and make a league of it commitment. Just, if we put on a kick around on Wednesdays, say from 6pm, will any of you come play.
This will be open to mates, blow ins, those guys who have mentioned they might like a game next season depending etc etc, just like Sunday. Even Rory from Helensburgh.
I'm thinking we have a couple of week break and get it going when daylight savings comes in so we don't need lights.
Anyway, I'm sure I could have made this point more clearly with fewer words.
Let me try
Anyone wants to keep coming for social kickaround on Wednesday nights over summer let us know in the poll box on the right.
End of Season BBQ
The end of the season is fast approaching, therefore the committee is arranging a BBQ for our home/away game on Saturday 22nd August. The BBQ is FREE so bring the kids, the wife, the girlfriend....even the boyfriend, all are Welcome!
Beer will be available to purchase after the game, so lets enjoy the day and make the most of our final home game!
Social Dave
Beer will be available to purchase after the game, so lets enjoy the day and make the most of our final home game!
Social Dave
Monday, August 10, 2009
Jekyll & Hyde
The whites showed their better half on Sat against RV....despite being on the wrong end of a 5-1 scoreline the boys can definitely hold their heads high.
With only 10 men available and 1 on them injured after 40 minutes (mad bad Michael Charles) the Whites were outstanding, holding the score to 0-0 for the first 44.5mins. In the end the extra man on the field and 3 subs gave RV an advantage that had to turn into goals. But we did manage sneak one back when Mr 21 squeezed in a shot after some great work from Grant down the right.
Special mentions for the makeshift central midfield of Alex and Michael who ran their legs off and handled the constant abuse from me very well and also to Dave who put in a great performance against the fastest over 35 year old in the world and took full advantage of the only opportunity he got to give away another penalty.
Well done boys, that's the best a 5-1 defeat can possibly feel!!
With only 10 men available and 1 on them injured after 40 minutes (mad bad Michael Charles) the Whites were outstanding, holding the score to 0-0 for the first 44.5mins. In the end the extra man on the field and 3 subs gave RV an advantage that had to turn into goals. But we did manage sneak one back when Mr 21 squeezed in a shot after some great work from Grant down the right.
Special mentions for the makeshift central midfield of Alex and Michael who ran their legs off and handled the constant abuse from me very well and also to Dave who put in a great performance against the fastest over 35 year old in the world and took full advantage of the only opportunity he got to give away another penalty.
Well done boys, that's the best a 5-1 defeat can possibly feel!!
Fantasy league reminder
There is less than a week to go before the Premier league kicks off again and, so, a final reminder for the fantasy leagues we are running, open to all.
This season we have the classic league based on points, plus a head to head league based on your points against a particular player each week.
Visit http://fantasy.premierleague.com
Register and pick your team (you can change it as many times a you want before the season starts this weekend). Basic rules - you have a budget, you are restricted to three players per team, you can alter your playing system, change subs week to week etc)
After picking your team click on the leagues tab and enter the following codes
Harper League is
72572-21926
Rourke head to head league is
71283-169236
Spend wisely
This season we have the classic league based on points, plus a head to head league based on your points against a particular player each week.
Visit http://fantasy.premierleague.com
Register and pick your team (you can change it as many times a you want before the season starts this weekend). Basic rules - you have a budget, you are restricted to three players per team, you can alter your playing system, change subs week to week etc)
After picking your team click on the leagues tab and enter the following codes
Harper League is
72572-21926
Rourke head to head league is
71283-169236
Spend wisely
Sunday, August 9, 2009
Figtree 0, Maroons 1
Just as it seemed our dominance might come to nothing, John B's perfect cross allowed Fergus to head us to victory and stay in the top four on a packed table yesterday.
We turned up with a strong 16-man squad and were in control from from the start. Shakey was slipped through one on one with their keeper, who produced a fine low save and Shakey's second attempt drifted just over. On 20 minutes Jon S floated over a cross which Shakey met, but his head clashed with the Figtree keeper and he was off to hospital to have seven stitches on the gash.
I must admit watching the game through bleary eyes and a Codral haze but I can't recall a dangerous moment at the back with Dave D and Kev in control and Gary H playing strongly near the finish.
The second half began the same way and when Kev was subbed off after 15 minutes he claimed not to have needed to touch the ball during that period.
Apparently in the 2-0 home loss to Figtree were outplayed in midfield but it was the opposite yesterday. Paul E was hard in the tackle while the two Jo(h)ns ran the show with the ball.
Paul almost put us ahead when he curled a fine shot from outside the box over the keeper and onto the bar. The ball came out, hit the goalie and slid just wide for a corner.
Dave C sent out four perfect corners in a row as we ramped up the pressure. Frustration grew when Jon S's shot from outside the box took the angle of post and crossbar.
We were having success when spreading the ball wide and this is how we finally got ahead. Jon S, picked out John B unmarked on the right. He took the ball into the box and had the time to look up and pick out Fergus's run - the delivery was perfect.
Figtree's playmaker started to come forward more but they still created very little. The ref found some five minutes of injury time at the end, but the final whistle came as a relief.
Table leaders Old Boys were thumped 3-0 by Balgownie while Russell Vale beat a 10 man Whites 5-1 to join them on 41 points. Bally moved third on goal difference ahead of the Maroons on 38 with Mako's on 36.
We turned up with a strong 16-man squad and were in control from from the start. Shakey was slipped through one on one with their keeper, who produced a fine low save and Shakey's second attempt drifted just over. On 20 minutes Jon S floated over a cross which Shakey met, but his head clashed with the Figtree keeper and he was off to hospital to have seven stitches on the gash.
I must admit watching the game through bleary eyes and a Codral haze but I can't recall a dangerous moment at the back with Dave D and Kev in control and Gary H playing strongly near the finish.
The second half began the same way and when Kev was subbed off after 15 minutes he claimed not to have needed to touch the ball during that period.
Apparently in the 2-0 home loss to Figtree were outplayed in midfield but it was the opposite yesterday. Paul E was hard in the tackle while the two Jo(h)ns ran the show with the ball.
Paul almost put us ahead when he curled a fine shot from outside the box over the keeper and onto the bar. The ball came out, hit the goalie and slid just wide for a corner.
Dave C sent out four perfect corners in a row as we ramped up the pressure. Frustration grew when Jon S's shot from outside the box took the angle of post and crossbar.
We were having success when spreading the ball wide and this is how we finally got ahead. Jon S, picked out John B unmarked on the right. He took the ball into the box and had the time to look up and pick out Fergus's run - the delivery was perfect.
Figtree's playmaker started to come forward more but they still created very little. The ref found some five minutes of injury time at the end, but the final whistle came as a relief.
Table leaders Old Boys were thumped 3-0 by Balgownie while Russell Vale beat a 10 man Whites 5-1 to join them on 41 points. Bally moved third on goal difference ahead of the Maroons on 38 with Mako's on 36.
Friday, August 7, 2009
Announcement from IAFA
Player Behaviour & Referee Abuse
Attention all teams/clubs,
As has been previously mentioned at club meetings, abuse of referees within the IAFA has been appalling this season and will not be tolerated.
A referee has resigned after continually being verbally abused on the weekend. We do not have enough refs as it is and this kind of incident does not encourage people to become refs or remain in the refereeing ranks.
The IAFA Committee will deal with all teams and players involved in abuse of referees very harshly.
Please show some respect and accept the decisions of the referees as they call them. This is not a professional competition. You are playing for the enjoyment of the game.
Our refs often do not have proper assistants nor do they have the luxury of video cameras to help them. Their decisions are made on the spot and as players we need to accept that decision and play the game as it unfolds.
Let's treat the referees as we would like to be treated ourselves if we were in their shoes.
RESPECT
Regards
IAFA Committee
Attention all teams/clubs,
As has been previously mentioned at club meetings, abuse of referees within the IAFA has been appalling this season and will not be tolerated.
A referee has resigned after continually being verbally abused on the weekend. We do not have enough refs as it is and this kind of incident does not encourage people to become refs or remain in the refereeing ranks.
The IAFA Committee will deal with all teams and players involved in abuse of referees very harshly.
Please show some respect and accept the decisions of the referees as they call them. This is not a professional competition. You are playing for the enjoyment of the game.
Our refs often do not have proper assistants nor do they have the luxury of video cameras to help them. Their decisions are made on the spot and as players we need to accept that decision and play the game as it unfolds.
Let's treat the referees as we would like to be treated ourselves if we were in their shoes.
RESPECT
Regards
IAFA Committee
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Helensburgh snubbed, although the Cows are probably worthy winners
From the Illawarra Mercury
Albion Park, home of the footballing Cows, has been nominated as one of Australia's top 10 bogan suburbs in an online search for the country's most maligned postcodes.
The dubious honour was bestowed on the 2527 postcode by writers at The Punch, an Australian news commentary website which aims to be "provocative, energetic, thoughtful and, on the right occasions, fun".
Sharing bogan honours with the 'Park on the shortlist are Dandenong and Moe in Victoria, Kambah in the ACT, Redcliffe and Ipswich in Queensland, Wyoming in NSW, Salisbury in South Australia, Chigwell in Tasmania, Rockingham in Western Australia.
Punch writer Brett Martin nominated Albion Park for the honour, describing it as "a dormitory suburb with big blocks".
"Pleasant backdrop of the Great Dividing Range. Good schools. A nice hard pub and top-notch takeaway. Brutal killings. A bikie gang. The rugby league team is called the Outlaws and the dress code is based on stinking hot summers and bitterly cold winds blowing straight off the Snowies in winter. The van Krevel atrocities. Pins in the eyes of paedophile former mayor Frank Arkell. Shopkeeper David O'Hearn decapitated and his blood used to write Satanic messages on the walls. The Fourth Reich bikie gang HQ just up the road. An EPA station constantly monitoring for toxic fallout from the Port Kembla steelworks. Albion Park is bogan heaven on a stick."
For those who hail outside of Albion Park, a bogan is someone who is, or is perceived to be, of a lower class background, according to Wikipedia.
According to the stereotype, the speech and mannerisms of bogans indicate poor education, cheap clothing and uncultured upbringing.
Typical bogan clothing includes flannelette shirts, singlets, Stubbies shorts, tracky dacks and ugg boots, while musical taste revolves around hard rock and heavy metal acts such as AC/DC, Jimmy Barnes and Metallica.
Albion Park's bogan nomination has set tongues wagging on social networking sites, with some eager to embrace their inner bogan-ness and others suggesting other Illawarra suburbs perhaps more deserving of the nomination, including Dapto and Cringila.
Who is the Waves' biggest bogan? Leave your comments here
Albion Park, home of the footballing Cows, has been nominated as one of Australia's top 10 bogan suburbs in an online search for the country's most maligned postcodes.
The dubious honour was bestowed on the 2527 postcode by writers at The Punch, an Australian news commentary website which aims to be "provocative, energetic, thoughtful and, on the right occasions, fun".
Sharing bogan honours with the 'Park on the shortlist are Dandenong and Moe in Victoria, Kambah in the ACT, Redcliffe and Ipswich in Queensland, Wyoming in NSW, Salisbury in South Australia, Chigwell in Tasmania, Rockingham in Western Australia.
Punch writer Brett Martin nominated Albion Park for the honour, describing it as "a dormitory suburb with big blocks".
"Pleasant backdrop of the Great Dividing Range. Good schools. A nice hard pub and top-notch takeaway. Brutal killings. A bikie gang. The rugby league team is called the Outlaws and the dress code is based on stinking hot summers and bitterly cold winds blowing straight off the Snowies in winter. The van Krevel atrocities. Pins in the eyes of paedophile former mayor Frank Arkell. Shopkeeper David O'Hearn decapitated and his blood used to write Satanic messages on the walls. The Fourth Reich bikie gang HQ just up the road. An EPA station constantly monitoring for toxic fallout from the Port Kembla steelworks. Albion Park is bogan heaven on a stick."
For those who hail outside of Albion Park, a bogan is someone who is, or is perceived to be, of a lower class background, according to Wikipedia.
According to the stereotype, the speech and mannerisms of bogans indicate poor education, cheap clothing and uncultured upbringing.
Typical bogan clothing includes flannelette shirts, singlets, Stubbies shorts, tracky dacks and ugg boots, while musical taste revolves around hard rock and heavy metal acts such as AC/DC, Jimmy Barnes and Metallica.
Albion Park's bogan nomination has set tongues wagging on social networking sites, with some eager to embrace their inner bogan-ness and others suggesting other Illawarra suburbs perhaps more deserving of the nomination, including Dapto and Cringila.
Who is the Waves' biggest bogan? Leave your comments here
Monday, August 3, 2009
First Trophy of the Season within White’s grasp
The Whites took a giant stride towards securing the prestigious wooden spoon in only their first season on Saturday with a magnificent display of confusion, hesitation and complete ineptitude against their closest rivals. The talk before the game was of possible capitulation, following last week’s draw against the Crows a potential win was on the cards which would surely of handed the spoon to Uni. But the Whites were never going to let this phase them and all but secured the soon with 4 games to spare as they put together their most disjointed lacklustre performance of the season, easily underperforming Uni who could do nothing about the 6 goals Whites let in to see their chances of a spoon slip away.
After 2 point blank saves from stand in keeper Doug, the Whites got into the their stride and shipped 3 goals in the opening 9 mins. Moments later returning defender Dave, back after a 3 week break showed that his haircut had done nothing to affect his skills and effortlessly gave away his 3 penalty of the season......4-0 inside 10 mins....game over.
The remaining 80 mins raced by as both teams harrumphed their way around the pitch, abusing the ref, the opposition and each other in perfect rotation. The linesman, who had set his own personal best for punching the most number of consecutive cones only minutes before the game started, came in for some abuse as the game and most likely significant parts of his life seemed to pass him by in red-eyed haze.
Final score 6-1
With only 4 games left, 3 of which are against opponents with a chance of making the top 4 the Whites look destine to battle it out with Saint Kilda form the AFL to be the first team in Aussie history to finish the season with a perfect record.....4 more defeats seem to well within our sights.
The biggest challenge facing the club now is how to hold on to the talented squad that has set this season on fire. As the whites hit rock bottom and start digging rumour has it that the local mining firms are keen to secure the services of the squad for a particularly tough line of stone 1km below sea level.
Next game – away against Russell Vale....god help us!
After 2 point blank saves from stand in keeper Doug, the Whites got into the their stride and shipped 3 goals in the opening 9 mins. Moments later returning defender Dave, back after a 3 week break showed that his haircut had done nothing to affect his skills and effortlessly gave away his 3 penalty of the season......4-0 inside 10 mins....game over.
The remaining 80 mins raced by as both teams harrumphed their way around the pitch, abusing the ref, the opposition and each other in perfect rotation. The linesman, who had set his own personal best for punching the most number of consecutive cones only minutes before the game started, came in for some abuse as the game and most likely significant parts of his life seemed to pass him by in red-eyed haze.
Final score 6-1
With only 4 games left, 3 of which are against opponents with a chance of making the top 4 the Whites look destine to battle it out with Saint Kilda form the AFL to be the first team in Aussie history to finish the season with a perfect record.....4 more defeats seem to well within our sights.
The biggest challenge facing the club now is how to hold on to the talented squad that has set this season on fire. As the whites hit rock bottom and start digging rumour has it that the local mining firms are keen to secure the services of the squad for a particularly tough line of stone 1km below sea level.
Next game – away against Russell Vale....god help us!
Sunday, August 2, 2009
Music in the pub
I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
A Tale of Two Halfs
The Maroons recent run of form against the top teams made this yet another one of those must win end of season games. Things didn't look good when 5 minutes before kick off we only had ten players. Shane was about to get ready to go in goal and have Pete as a lone forward. Three minutes later SocialSec turns up and Shane looks like a relieved man (or should that be looks like a man who knows he can attack the esky in relative peace and quiet).
By kick off time we're up to 12 and by half time Gary J decides to grace us with his presence giving us two subs for the second half.
The game couldn't half started any better for us, a sweeping move and Graeme D is standing 6 inches out from their goal line, the ball slams against the bar and Graeme is there to chest the ball over and we're one-nil up within 30 seconds. A second soon follows as a Beckenbauresqe pass from the back sets Shakey away and he finishes with applomb.
At this stage we were cruising, City aren't looking at all dangerous and we're looking comfortable. Moments later the swirling wind catches everyone out as a cross dips between two backs and a Shellharbour player times his run with perfection and puts the ball past Pete with a cracking shot.
Game on - for about two minutes as Fergus floats a cross in from a free kick just inside our half, the keeper comes for it but Shakey beats him to it and heads it beyond him into an unguarded net. 3-1 at the break and all is good.
Second hald starts and maybe we're feeling over confident and take our foot off the gass. Playing uphill City start pinging the ball about. Our shape disappears somewhat and they're all over us like a bad rash. The sun has dropped and it's just about impossible to see the ball when it comes in from the right hand side. "Keep it tight for the first 10" says Graeme P. "If we grab one more we've got it won". So the author takes matters into his own hands, connecting with a blistering left footed volley that flies into the net - reminding everyone what they've been missing up front :) Shame it was into our own net :(
What is it about that ground and own goals? Also what is it about that ground that invariably has me getting a shot righ into the crown jewels?
3-2 and we're hanging on, albeit they don't actually have many shots. At the death we're hanging on, Shakey decides to waste a bit of time by hoofing the ball out of play - and the ref blows the final whistle 5 seconds after we've waited two minutes for the ball to be retrieved.
A tight fought game against a good team (and decent bunch of lads) - and three points that sees us nicely placed.
By kick off time we're up to 12 and by half time Gary J decides to grace us with his presence giving us two subs for the second half.
The game couldn't half started any better for us, a sweeping move and Graeme D is standing 6 inches out from their goal line, the ball slams against the bar and Graeme is there to chest the ball over and we're one-nil up within 30 seconds. A second soon follows as a Beckenbauresqe pass from the back sets Shakey away and he finishes with applomb.
At this stage we were cruising, City aren't looking at all dangerous and we're looking comfortable. Moments later the swirling wind catches everyone out as a cross dips between two backs and a Shellharbour player times his run with perfection and puts the ball past Pete with a cracking shot.
Game on - for about two minutes as Fergus floats a cross in from a free kick just inside our half, the keeper comes for it but Shakey beats him to it and heads it beyond him into an unguarded net. 3-1 at the break and all is good.
Second hald starts and maybe we're feeling over confident and take our foot off the gass. Playing uphill City start pinging the ball about. Our shape disappears somewhat and they're all over us like a bad rash. The sun has dropped and it's just about impossible to see the ball when it comes in from the right hand side. "Keep it tight for the first 10" says Graeme P. "If we grab one more we've got it won". So the author takes matters into his own hands, connecting with a blistering left footed volley that flies into the net - reminding everyone what they've been missing up front :) Shame it was into our own net :(
What is it about that ground and own goals? Also what is it about that ground that invariably has me getting a shot righ into the crown jewels?
3-2 and we're hanging on, albeit they don't actually have many shots. At the death we're hanging on, Shakey decides to waste a bit of time by hoofing the ball out of play - and the ref blows the final whistle 5 seconds after we've waited two minutes for the ball to be retrieved.
A tight fought game against a good team (and decent bunch of lads) - and three points that sees us nicely placed.
Junior club trivia night
Hi gents
The junior club trivia will be held at headlands Hotel on Aug 15. Several of our players will be there with their junior team parents, I guess, but perhaps we could look at a seniors table or even a whites and maroons table. Please let me know by Wednesday if you are interested.
COLEDALE WAVES TRIVIA FUNDRAISER - SAT 15TH AUG
Get your table sorted now - max of 10 tickets per team
Tickets selling fast.
Just click here and email me with
- Names of those attending on the night,
- their meal choice (scotch fillet, barramundi or vegetarian)
You Pay for your table on the night
6.30-11.30pm 15th August
Headlands Hotel, Austinmer
The junior club trivia will be held at headlands Hotel on Aug 15. Several of our players will be there with their junior team parents, I guess, but perhaps we could look at a seniors table or even a whites and maroons table. Please let me know by Wednesday if you are interested.
COLEDALE WAVES TRIVIA FUNDRAISER - SAT 15TH AUG
Get your table sorted now - max of 10 tickets per team
Tickets selling fast.
Just click here and email me with
- Names of those attending on the night,
- their meal choice (scotch fillet, barramundi or vegetarian)
You Pay for your table on the night
6.30-11.30pm 15th August
Headlands Hotel, Austinmer
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Must Win!
At the risk of a repeat of last year where we finished the season with seven 'must win games' (we won 1 of them lost 6!) I thought it was appropriate to bring out the saying again. I'm sure our leader will get a chuckle out of it when he gets off the slopes of NZ (For the record he has been surprisingly quiet this week, no texts on formations, nothing on how to run subs and no hints how to run training? Lisa must have thrown his computer in the snow)
Anyway boys it's ours to win on the weekend. Shane has finished up with the Waves and will pursue his other love, playing AFL for the Gold Coast so with him, Dean and myself out injured and with Tony and Gary H skiing away we're down to the bare 16 (Dave Mc you're in)
I see it shaping up this way with 3 players for 2 spots (you'll be able to run your own subs)
Front: Graeme P, Dave Mc, Graeme D
Right Middle & Wide: John B, Shakey, Fergus
Left Middle & Wide: Paul, Jon, Dave C
Right Middle & Back: Dave D, Gary J, Phil
Left Middle & Back: Kev, Tom, Ian
Goalkeeper: Pete, Pete, Pete
Sorry Tom Tom there's just no spots up front this week .....
If anyone on this list is out please let me know and I suppose I'll do something
Anyway boys it's ours to win on the weekend. Shane has finished up with the Waves and will pursue his other love, playing AFL for the Gold Coast so with him, Dean and myself out injured and with Tony and Gary H skiing away we're down to the bare 16 (Dave Mc you're in)
I see it shaping up this way with 3 players for 2 spots (you'll be able to run your own subs)
Front: Graeme P, Dave Mc, Graeme D
Right Middle & Wide: John B, Shakey, Fergus
Left Middle & Wide: Paul, Jon, Dave C
Right Middle & Back: Dave D, Gary J, Phil
Left Middle & Back: Kev, Tom, Ian
Goalkeeper: Pete, Pete, Pete
Sorry Tom Tom there's just no spots up front this week .....
If anyone on this list is out please let me know and I suppose I'll do something
Monday, July 27, 2009
Tight at the top
1 Old Boys 17 38
2 Russell Vale 17 35
3 Shellharbour Mako's 17 33
4 Coledale Waves Maroon 17 32
5 Balgownie Crows 17 32
6 Shellharbour City 17 31
7 Sweat Hogs 17 27
Next week sees 6 of the top 7 playing against each other.
RV play the Makos (2nd v 3rd)
the Hogs play Balgownie (7th v 5th)
and the Maroons have Shellharbour City. (4th v 6th)
Given our home record it's probably not a bad thing we're away to them
2 Russell Vale 17 35
3 Shellharbour Mako's 17 33
4 Coledale Waves Maroon 17 32
5 Balgownie Crows 17 32
6 Shellharbour City 17 31
7 Sweat Hogs 17 27
Next week sees 6 of the top 7 playing against each other.
RV play the Makos (2nd v 3rd)
the Hogs play Balgownie (7th v 5th)
and the Maroons have Shellharbour City. (4th v 6th)
Given our home record it's probably not a bad thing we're away to them
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Maroons Sunday - the coach was still great (can I blame the players?)
I tell you I was good! I was still in form from yesterday, had a good nights sleep, I felt good, I was switched on, I turned up to play etc etc
Sunday yuk!
Not a great day from the Maroons – I hope TH10 didn’t pass up another day of skiing to wait for score updates.
I think the pressure got to our guys. Never have we encountered so much official-dom. We had an official ref, we had 2 official linesmen, then we had an official dressed ready in case of an injury to the other 3 who doubled as the video umpire who also ended up running the bbq (and thanks for doing that Ian)
It must have been that because we came out flat (couldn’t be the coaches fault surely) The first 20 saw us play some really good soccer, ‘maybe even the best we’ve played all year’ per GP and it wasn’t until Dave McC suggested that all it takes is for them to go down once have their first shot and we could be 1 nil down to, well, you can imagine …. we were 1-nill down. Then 1 became 2 on the stroke of half time: a tackle was deemed late and just in the top corner of the box which allowed them to place the ball on the dot and put is away.
Second half saw a few more injuries develop: Dean did his hamstring, Kev had cramps in both calves and Shane did his knee again (hopefully not too bad) Graeme D coming back after ankle injury seemed to get through unscathed (I mean if his wife reads this he did play in goals…) and Fergus spent about $230 in tape Saturday night and wrapped it pretty much all around his body but he seemed ok at the end of the game. Jon got through but seemed to almost lose his tooth at one stage, got hit in the head a couple of times and had his legs taken from under him about 4 times (he’s loving this non-contact sport)
We really had some dominant moments in the second half but alas we couldn’t put the ball in the net. No room for Tom up front today as he was too busy going nose to chest (would have been chest to chest except the other guy was about 2 foot taller) Ian seemed to have a run everywhere and all attempts in trying to get Graeme P up front failed as he was just too solid down back. Hey Paul what did you do today? You whinged a bit but I can’t recall what else …. All through the middle tried valiantly, Gary H was solid down the right back and they didn’t get through him all day. But unfortunately the rain and the cold of Coledale just didn’t help our cause and we went down 2 zip.
In terms of my coaching career, well I sit on 50%, I am confident in my ability, and I have a board meeting Monday night where I plan to explain to them that we are in a ‘rebuilding phase’ and that like the Sydney Swans we do not want to bottom out, rather we will look to introduce some youth (there was that young number 8 for Figtree we could look to recruit, what a great effort that is!) and I am hoping to get it announced that I have the full support form the board which will mean I am safe for at least another week where we all join forces to do it all again.
Sunday yuk!
Not a great day from the Maroons – I hope TH10 didn’t pass up another day of skiing to wait for score updates.
I think the pressure got to our guys. Never have we encountered so much official-dom. We had an official ref, we had 2 official linesmen, then we had an official dressed ready in case of an injury to the other 3 who doubled as the video umpire who also ended up running the bbq (and thanks for doing that Ian)
It must have been that because we came out flat (couldn’t be the coaches fault surely) The first 20 saw us play some really good soccer, ‘maybe even the best we’ve played all year’ per GP and it wasn’t until Dave McC suggested that all it takes is for them to go down once have their first shot and we could be 1 nil down to, well, you can imagine …. we were 1-nill down. Then 1 became 2 on the stroke of half time: a tackle was deemed late and just in the top corner of the box which allowed them to place the ball on the dot and put is away.
Second half saw a few more injuries develop: Dean did his hamstring, Kev had cramps in both calves and Shane did his knee again (hopefully not too bad) Graeme D coming back after ankle injury seemed to get through unscathed (I mean if his wife reads this he did play in goals…) and Fergus spent about $230 in tape Saturday night and wrapped it pretty much all around his body but he seemed ok at the end of the game. Jon got through but seemed to almost lose his tooth at one stage, got hit in the head a couple of times and had his legs taken from under him about 4 times (he’s loving this non-contact sport)
We really had some dominant moments in the second half but alas we couldn’t put the ball in the net. No room for Tom up front today as he was too busy going nose to chest (would have been chest to chest except the other guy was about 2 foot taller) Ian seemed to have a run everywhere and all attempts in trying to get Graeme P up front failed as he was just too solid down back. Hey Paul what did you do today? You whinged a bit but I can’t recall what else …. All through the middle tried valiantly, Gary H was solid down the right back and they didn’t get through him all day. But unfortunately the rain and the cold of Coledale just didn’t help our cause and we went down 2 zip.
In terms of my coaching career, well I sit on 50%, I am confident in my ability, and I have a board meeting Monday night where I plan to explain to them that we are in a ‘rebuilding phase’ and that like the Sydney Swans we do not want to bottom out, rather we will look to introduce some youth (there was that young number 8 for Figtree we could look to recruit, what a great effort that is!) and I am hoping to get it announced that I have the full support form the board which will mean I am safe for at least another week where we all join forces to do it all again.
Maroons Saturday - the coach was great
Apologies for not writing this report earlier, I knew our beleaguered leader cancelled a stint of heli-skiing in Queenstown so he could sit by the blog awaiting score updates and match reports and the management committee decided to make him sweat a little longer. Apologies also to M13 who just wanted to know the score and found himself in the middle of our childish pranks.
Now this game was all about the coaching, this was a game dominated by a complete masterclass session of tactical strategies and genius and thought provoking substitutions of the highest order. For the record, I was good!
What happened? Well the coach made some great moves, like putting GP into defense, then deciding to pull a rabbit out of his hat by playing Dave C wide on the left (who would have thought such a move would come off?) Then there was the move to not only switch Paul and Shakey from left middle to right middle but also to let Fergus toss the coin so we’d lose the toss and let Fernhill make us go the other way to what Fergus wanted.
Great start, all because of the coach …. 1 nil up thanks to Fergus (as directed by the coaching staff) after about 90 seconds. Then to be honest I can’t remember much about what happened (a coaches job is difficult you know!) Well a couple of moves did come off – Dave C was put up front and then scored a ripper, left foot on the volley top left corner, and what about the celebration for his first goal of the year – shirt off and all – lets just hope that either a) he doesn’t score any more goals this season or b) he keeps the shirt on …. please! Another move that sort of worked was having Shane up front with Dave McC – worked really well when Fernhill had a corner when Shane covered the near post (and this wasn’t because of superior fitness or speed that got him down that end in a couple of strides) Oh yeah and TH10 you’ll be happy we put Tom up front for 7 minutes, he never got closer than about 15 yards to the ball and then I threw him back to left back where he stayed for the rest of the game – should keep him quiet for a couple of weeks at least
A real good quality game by our guys, Dave McC ended up grabbing 2, and then Paul chipped in for 1 at the end. Plenty of chances and some great goal keeping by the Fernhill keeper meant that a hat-trick went begging for not only Dave McC and Fergus but probably also Jon and Paul. Middle of the park was dominated by us and the back was solid as usual with Graeme P saving the day a number of times. They got 1 late but really were never in it. 5-1 is how it finished.
Injuries hit us again with Fergus doing a hammy (then I re3ceived a message saying his hammy gone, his ankle had blown up and for some reason his neck was stuffed … but he’d be right for tomorrow) and after getting a dead leg 5 minutes in, Jon came off for the last 20 to rest for tomorrow’s challenge.
Now this game was all about the coaching, this was a game dominated by a complete masterclass session of tactical strategies and genius and thought provoking substitutions of the highest order. For the record, I was good!
What happened? Well the coach made some great moves, like putting GP into defense, then deciding to pull a rabbit out of his hat by playing Dave C wide on the left (who would have thought such a move would come off?) Then there was the move to not only switch Paul and Shakey from left middle to right middle but also to let Fergus toss the coin so we’d lose the toss and let Fernhill make us go the other way to what Fergus wanted.
Great start, all because of the coach …. 1 nil up thanks to Fergus (as directed by the coaching staff) after about 90 seconds. Then to be honest I can’t remember much about what happened (a coaches job is difficult you know!) Well a couple of moves did come off – Dave C was put up front and then scored a ripper, left foot on the volley top left corner, and what about the celebration for his first goal of the year – shirt off and all – lets just hope that either a) he doesn’t score any more goals this season or b) he keeps the shirt on …. please! Another move that sort of worked was having Shane up front with Dave McC – worked really well when Fernhill had a corner when Shane covered the near post (and this wasn’t because of superior fitness or speed that got him down that end in a couple of strides) Oh yeah and TH10 you’ll be happy we put Tom up front for 7 minutes, he never got closer than about 15 yards to the ball and then I threw him back to left back where he stayed for the rest of the game – should keep him quiet for a couple of weeks at least
A real good quality game by our guys, Dave McC ended up grabbing 2, and then Paul chipped in for 1 at the end. Plenty of chances and some great goal keeping by the Fernhill keeper meant that a hat-trick went begging for not only Dave McC and Fergus but probably also Jon and Paul. Middle of the park was dominated by us and the back was solid as usual with Graeme P saving the day a number of times. They got 1 late but really were never in it. 5-1 is how it finished.
Injuries hit us again with Fergus doing a hammy (then I re3ceived a message saying his hammy gone, his ankle had blown up and for some reason his neck was stuffed … but he’d be right for tomorrow) and after getting a dead leg 5 minutes in, Jon came off for the last 20 to rest for tomorrow’s challenge.
Michael Charles, pugilist MD at your service.
This blog was going to be called "How the f**k are you guys coming last - part 2", but after the extraordinary events of yesterday this title is more appropriate.
Its been a big week for the Whites, with 3 matches in 7 days testing our endurance and squad fitness. Although tough, it brought the best out of the team and we could have easily collected 12 points from all our july matches if you include the earlier figtree game. To lose 3 games by a goal scored in the final 5 minutes, two being offside, is character building to say the least. If Les is lost for words as indicated in the flurry of emails this week from the team, then our run of bad luck must be staggering. As we know Les is not often lost for words.
But another point raised in the email banter was that there isnt a team in this comp we cant beat.We lost to Fernhill after leading 1-0 at halftime, was 1-1 with Russell Vale till their linesman forgot the rules, then yesterday Balgownie score from a long throw, possibly the gayest way to score and didnt threaten much other than that. Against Fernhill we had a iron clad penalty shout for handball turned down, and one given against us when their striker falls over in front of Trev.
All this is irrelevant when you return to the title of this blog. The Whites have been getting cranky for a while now, I think originating when Dave got on the angry pills against Old Boys. Smiling and chatting through matches till then, he dead set got the shits after a own goal and a penalty given against him, and started to give a bit back. Alan and Doug then get into some argy bargy at various times, Les gives a bit of lip occasionally to rile the opposition up, and Jon decides to take on 6'4'' 15 stone Paddy from RV, luckily the ref was 2 metres away, so what happened against Bally was brewing. Who would have thought it would involve the quietest man on the team?
Mick Charles commented on Wednesday night after the game "How come you guys are all dirty and I'm clean?" Clean you are no more Mick. Collecting the ball near halfway and scooting up the right side, with a Bally defender sticking to him like poo to a blanket occasionally putting a boot in to try and dispossess, Mick ends up getting pushed over. "Well if I'm going down your coming down with me" thinks our no.9, and bear hugs the Bally player to the ground. Obviously not appreciated, Mick is meet with a blur of punches while still on the ground (post match examination shows a sore neck) and held off the ground by his hair. His response to his boxing partner? "Only girls pull hair." Absolutely priceless.
So we are stronger,fitter, more skillful, but most important of all, no more mister nice guys. Beware the opposition of our last 5 games. And to Alex, lovely to have you back. You didnt do much yesterday, but the touch on for the Whites goal was exquisite.
Its been a big week for the Whites, with 3 matches in 7 days testing our endurance and squad fitness. Although tough, it brought the best out of the team and we could have easily collected 12 points from all our july matches if you include the earlier figtree game. To lose 3 games by a goal scored in the final 5 minutes, two being offside, is character building to say the least. If Les is lost for words as indicated in the flurry of emails this week from the team, then our run of bad luck must be staggering. As we know Les is not often lost for words.
But another point raised in the email banter was that there isnt a team in this comp we cant beat.We lost to Fernhill after leading 1-0 at halftime, was 1-1 with Russell Vale till their linesman forgot the rules, then yesterday Balgownie score from a long throw, possibly the gayest way to score and didnt threaten much other than that. Against Fernhill we had a iron clad penalty shout for handball turned down, and one given against us when their striker falls over in front of Trev.
All this is irrelevant when you return to the title of this blog. The Whites have been getting cranky for a while now, I think originating when Dave got on the angry pills against Old Boys. Smiling and chatting through matches till then, he dead set got the shits after a own goal and a penalty given against him, and started to give a bit back. Alan and Doug then get into some argy bargy at various times, Les gives a bit of lip occasionally to rile the opposition up, and Jon decides to take on 6'4'' 15 stone Paddy from RV, luckily the ref was 2 metres away, so what happened against Bally was brewing. Who would have thought it would involve the quietest man on the team?
Mick Charles commented on Wednesday night after the game "How come you guys are all dirty and I'm clean?" Clean you are no more Mick. Collecting the ball near halfway and scooting up the right side, with a Bally defender sticking to him like poo to a blanket occasionally putting a boot in to try and dispossess, Mick ends up getting pushed over. "Well if I'm going down your coming down with me" thinks our no.9, and bear hugs the Bally player to the ground. Obviously not appreciated, Mick is meet with a blur of punches while still on the ground (post match examination shows a sore neck) and held off the ground by his hair. His response to his boxing partner? "Only girls pull hair." Absolutely priceless.
So we are stronger,fitter, more skillful, but most important of all, no more mister nice guys. Beware the opposition of our last 5 games. And to Alex, lovely to have you back. You didnt do much yesterday, but the touch on for the Whites goal was exquisite.
Monday, July 20, 2009
Balgwonie setback, sets up huge weekend
The Maroons suffered a last minute heartbreaker on Saturday, conceding a penalty at the death to fall 1-0 against Balgownie.
A missed penalty by the Maroons in the first half, a blatant handball call denied in the box and some goalkeeping heroics when Dave McC had gone through one on one in the second term gave the Crows every chance of maximum points. They duly delivered the knockout right at the finish when Shane was adjudged to have brought down a Crow in the box.
The loss left the Maroons in fifth place but as one of three teams on 29 points. They have a game in hand over the Makos (30 points) and Crows, who leapt into second with the win.
It sets up a massive weekend for the Maroons with a double header against Fernhill and Figtree.
Fernhill scored a late late winner to down the Whites 3-2 on Saturday and if the Maroons expect to play in the finals this year they really need to beat the Foxes at home.
On Sunday, it's a visit from Figtree.
Two wins this weekend will thrust the Maroons into second or third place and leave them with a a good chance of making the finals. Dropped points here will give them absolutely no room for error in the rest of the season.
Good luck guys. I'll be logging on from NZ for the results so please stick them in the shoutbox as soon after the game as possible.
Meanwhile, the Whites have their catchup game against Russell Vale on Wednesday. Can't describe how big a win there would be for all of us!
With so many Maroons away, two games on the weekend and the Whites not able to train you may wish to consider having Wednesday off for a rest.
Will leave it to you'll to debate in the Shoutbox.
A missed penalty by the Maroons in the first half, a blatant handball call denied in the box and some goalkeeping heroics when Dave McC had gone through one on one in the second term gave the Crows every chance of maximum points. They duly delivered the knockout right at the finish when Shane was adjudged to have brought down a Crow in the box.
The loss left the Maroons in fifth place but as one of three teams on 29 points. They have a game in hand over the Makos (30 points) and Crows, who leapt into second with the win.
It sets up a massive weekend for the Maroons with a double header against Fernhill and Figtree.
Fernhill scored a late late winner to down the Whites 3-2 on Saturday and if the Maroons expect to play in the finals this year they really need to beat the Foxes at home.
On Sunday, it's a visit from Figtree.
Two wins this weekend will thrust the Maroons into second or third place and leave them with a a good chance of making the finals. Dropped points here will give them absolutely no room for error in the rest of the season.
Good luck guys. I'll be logging on from NZ for the results so please stick them in the shoutbox as soon after the game as possible.
Meanwhile, the Whites have their catchup game against Russell Vale on Wednesday. Can't describe how big a win there would be for all of us!
With so many Maroons away, two games on the weekend and the Whites not able to train you may wish to consider having Wednesday off for a rest.
Will leave it to you'll to debate in the Shoutbox.
Friday, July 17, 2009
Games update
Tomorrow's matches have been moved to Thomas Dalton Park at Fairy Meadow. The ground is in Elliotts Road off Carter Lane and appears to be set off the road and near the cycleway, behind the baseball diamond.
Although it's meant to be in good condition, rain tonight or tomorrow could cause a cancellation. Please check back here for details tomorrow by 11am or call me.
The Whites are on at 1pm vs Fernhill. Phil C and Fergus are the rostered linesmen, unless there have been changes I'm unaware of.
The Maroons play Balgownie at 3pm. Goalie Pete has made himself available, leaving us at 14. The Whites will need to supply two linesmen and I'll leave that choice up to AB.
Next week, the Whites' match against Russell Vale has been moved to Wednesday night at 7.30pm. The Maroons will play a double header next week at home, ground permitting.
See you all tomorrow.
T
Although it's meant to be in good condition, rain tonight or tomorrow could cause a cancellation. Please check back here for details tomorrow by 11am or call me.
The Whites are on at 1pm vs Fernhill. Phil C and Fergus are the rostered linesmen, unless there have been changes I'm unaware of.
The Maroons play Balgownie at 3pm. Goalie Pete has made himself available, leaving us at 14. The Whites will need to supply two linesmen and I'll leave that choice up to AB.
Next week, the Whites' match against Russell Vale has been moved to Wednesday night at 7.30pm. The Maroons will play a double header next week at home, ground permitting.
See you all tomorrow.
T
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Whites make up game rescheduled
Hi all
The Whites' make up game against Russell Vale has been rescheduled to Wednesday July 22 at 7.30pm at Cawley Park.
A majority of Whites opted for the midweek game instead of the wekkend double header the following weekend.
Cheers
TH
The Whites' make up game against Russell Vale has been rescheduled to Wednesday July 22 at 7.30pm at Cawley Park.
A majority of Whites opted for the midweek game instead of the wekkend double header the following weekend.
Cheers
TH
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Fantasy premier league
This is the first call for those wishing to join in our fantasy premier league competition.
It's straightforward.
1. Go to the following website
http://fantasy.premierleague.com/
2. If you played last season login as usual and you should be automatically joined up to Harper League.
3. If new click on the sign up link under the username and password prompts.
4. You may need to pick a a team before yopu can join the league. When that option appears just click on auto complete for now. You can change your team as many times as you like before the first weekend of the PL.
5. Once you have completed your team you should be able to join a league. The Leagues tab on the left should take you through to that option.
The code for Harper League is 72572-21926
6. The premise is you pick 15 players inside a budget with a max of three per club. You change players throughout the season depending on injuries etc. Read rules for a full run down on how to play.
It's straightforward.
1. Go to the following website
http://fantasy.premierleague.com/
2. If you played last season login as usual and you should be automatically joined up to Harper League.
3. If new click on the sign up link under the username and password prompts.
4. You may need to pick a a team before yopu can join the league. When that option appears just click on auto complete for now. You can change your team as many times as you like before the first weekend of the PL.
5. Once you have completed your team you should be able to join a league. The Leagues tab on the left should take you through to that option.
The code for Harper League is 72572-21926
6. The premise is you pick 15 players inside a budget with a max of three per club. You change players throughout the season depending on injuries etc. Read rules for a full run down on how to play.
Friday, July 10, 2009
This post is as long as a wet weekend ... in Helensburgh
The Maroons and Whites are washed out again this weekend. The games have been rescheduled for July 26.
So, what are we going to do this weekend? In honour of Hog10, who came along and sprinkled a little stardust on our lives this week, I present the top 10 things for a Coledale nerd to do on a wet weekend.
10. Join yourself up to Twitter. Within hours you will have a couple of dozen followers waiting on your every move. You have 140 characters to tell the world your innermost dreams and fears. While there you can join the debate on Triple Js #hottest100 - too indy or not indy enough.
Or #MichaelJackson, genius or paedo.
(follow me @toneharper)
Sample quote: "OMG, raining in Gong again. No footy. Totally sux."
web: https://twitter.com/
9. Spend an hour or two on the MasterChef website. Check out the recipe for tarte tatin, and debate the relative merits of the contestants in the forum.
Sample quote: "OMG, can you believe Andres' thought there was curry powder in the Sri Lankan curry? Deadbeat just had to go."
web: www.masterchef.com.au/
8. Take the lead of Fergus R and start building your fantasy premier league team, albeit six weeks or so from kick off. You have a strict budget to buy a premier league squad who score points for their on field performances. Weekly transfers keep the game interesting for your footy loving nerd. Gus was a valiant second in his chosen league last season. (They don't call it Harper League for nuttin.)
The FR XI starting for 2009-10 is allegedly
Torres Robino
Lampard barry Ireland Valencia
Vidic Ferdinand terry lescott
VDS
Sample quote: "OMG, just too good again TH10, well played."
web: http://fantasy.premierleague.com/
7. Join up to Trip Advisor. Become an expert on your chosen region and help tourists from the US plan and enjoy their trips downunder.
Sample quote: "OMG, If you are coming to Sydney you can give the bridge and opera house a miss. I totally believe that a visit to Helensburgh pool is much better value and will live longer in the memories. They have some excellent accommodation in the pub on Walker Street and the locals are among the friendliest in the world."
Web: http://www.tripadvisor.com/
6. Buy the Weekend Australian. Read only the Review section, starting with the art column on the back, moving to the poetry and then the book reviews of recent academic texts. You could choose the Spectrum section of the Herald but the advantagee of the Australian is: the sports section is so diabolical you won't be tempted to read it instead.
Sample quote: "OMG, one of the peculiar things about being an astronomer is that you receive, from time to time, monographs on topics such as "a new theory of the electric universe", or "Einstein was wrong", or "the moon landings were a hoax"."
web: http://www.theaustralian.com.au/
5. Challenge your amigos to a game of online scrabble. Once called Scrabulous, this email form of the greatest board game of them all was rebadged and rejigged as lexulous following a legal withchunt from toy giant Hasbro. Show off your word power but watch out for etiquette. Word searching allows you to come up with some doozies so make sure you establish your ground rules.
Sample quote: "OMG, How the f%^* is qat a word?"
web: http://www.lexulous.com/
4: Watch the Ashes via text updates rather than TV. Log into the Guardian UK's coverage of the Ashes. You get a journalist's impression of play along with much ritual stereotyping of we Australians and some typically dull "banter" by the "to and froms".
Sample quote: "OMG, Siddle a pantomime villain?" asks Billy Benros, "He is quite scary. By far the ugliest teeth in international cricket. It might be a deliberate attempt to put off the opposition."
web: http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2009/jul/09/ashes-england-australia-the-spin
3. Check out the snow cams at whichever overpriced resort you will be spending your time in this holiday season. Hit the refresh button every 10 minutes or so and see if you can spot any spectacular stacks. If you are checking out Thredbo it's interesting to see if any actual snow falls there.
Sample quote: "OMG, this year I wanted to spend a fortnight living it up in Helensburgh but the bloody missus has insisted on skiing again. Sure, the kids love it, but they prefer learning new swear words at the Burgh skate ramp."
web: http://ski.com.au/snowcams/australia/nsw/thredbo/index.html
2. Visit the Australian museum. Did you know that the tawny frogmouth is not an owl? Or that Willem Janzoon was the first European to discover mainland Australia? Or that penguins live in the south and polar bears the north? Oh, you did?
Sample quote: Dad: "OMG, it says here that these mammoth bones are the only ones ever taken out of Siberia before the Russians put a ban on their removal." Shay: "Dad, how big do you think their poos were?".
web: http://australianmuseum.net.au/media/When-Mammoths-Roamed
1. Visit another football team's website and threaten to smash their (insert your own adjective here, sample "best loved") player next time you meet. Or visit the example included here and engage in warm dialogue with like minded footy fans.
Sample quote: "OMG, You guys are a bunch of nerds."
web: http://www.figtreefc.com/
Have a great weekend guys. Next year I think we all go play basketball instead.
So, what are we going to do this weekend? In honour of Hog10, who came along and sprinkled a little stardust on our lives this week, I present the top 10 things for a Coledale nerd to do on a wet weekend.
10. Join yourself up to Twitter. Within hours you will have a couple of dozen followers waiting on your every move. You have 140 characters to tell the world your innermost dreams and fears. While there you can join the debate on Triple Js #hottest100 - too indy or not indy enough.
Or #MichaelJackson, genius or paedo.
(follow me @toneharper)
Sample quote: "OMG, raining in Gong again. No footy. Totally sux."
web: https://twitter.com/
9. Spend an hour or two on the MasterChef website. Check out the recipe for tarte tatin, and debate the relative merits of the contestants in the forum.
Sample quote: "OMG, can you believe Andres' thought there was curry powder in the Sri Lankan curry? Deadbeat just had to go."
web: www.masterchef.com.au/
8. Take the lead of Fergus R and start building your fantasy premier league team, albeit six weeks or so from kick off. You have a strict budget to buy a premier league squad who score points for their on field performances. Weekly transfers keep the game interesting for your footy loving nerd. Gus was a valiant second in his chosen league last season. (They don't call it Harper League for nuttin.)
The FR XI starting for 2009-10 is allegedly
Torres Robino
Lampard barry Ireland Valencia
Vidic Ferdinand terry lescott
VDS
Sample quote: "OMG, just too good again TH10, well played."
web: http://fantasy.premierleague.com/
7. Join up to Trip Advisor. Become an expert on your chosen region and help tourists from the US plan and enjoy their trips downunder.
Sample quote: "OMG, If you are coming to Sydney you can give the bridge and opera house a miss. I totally believe that a visit to Helensburgh pool is much better value and will live longer in the memories. They have some excellent accommodation in the pub on Walker Street and the locals are among the friendliest in the world."
Web: http://www.tripadvisor.com/
6. Buy the Weekend Australian. Read only the Review section, starting with the art column on the back, moving to the poetry and then the book reviews of recent academic texts. You could choose the Spectrum section of the Herald but the advantagee of the Australian is: the sports section is so diabolical you won't be tempted to read it instead.
Sample quote: "OMG, one of the peculiar things about being an astronomer is that you receive, from time to time, monographs on topics such as "a new theory of the electric universe", or "Einstein was wrong", or "the moon landings were a hoax"."
web: http://www.theaustralian.com.au/
5. Challenge your amigos to a game of online scrabble. Once called Scrabulous, this email form of the greatest board game of them all was rebadged and rejigged as lexulous following a legal withchunt from toy giant Hasbro. Show off your word power but watch out for etiquette. Word searching allows you to come up with some doozies so make sure you establish your ground rules.
Sample quote: "OMG, How the f%^* is qat a word?"
web: http://www.lexulous.com/
4: Watch the Ashes via text updates rather than TV. Log into the Guardian UK's coverage of the Ashes. You get a journalist's impression of play along with much ritual stereotyping of we Australians and some typically dull "banter" by the "to and froms".
Sample quote: "OMG, Siddle a pantomime villain?" asks Billy Benros, "He is quite scary. By far the ugliest teeth in international cricket. It might be a deliberate attempt to put off the opposition."
web: http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2009/jul/09/ashes-england-australia-the-spin
3. Check out the snow cams at whichever overpriced resort you will be spending your time in this holiday season. Hit the refresh button every 10 minutes or so and see if you can spot any spectacular stacks. If you are checking out Thredbo it's interesting to see if any actual snow falls there.
Sample quote: "OMG, this year I wanted to spend a fortnight living it up in Helensburgh but the bloody missus has insisted on skiing again. Sure, the kids love it, but they prefer learning new swear words at the Burgh skate ramp."
web: http://ski.com.au/snowcams/australia/nsw/thredbo/index.html
2. Visit the Australian museum. Did you know that the tawny frogmouth is not an owl? Or that Willem Janzoon was the first European to discover mainland Australia? Or that penguins live in the south and polar bears the north? Oh, you did?
Sample quote: Dad: "OMG, it says here that these mammoth bones are the only ones ever taken out of Siberia before the Russians put a ban on their removal." Shay: "Dad, how big do you think their poos were?".
web: http://australianmuseum.net.au/media/When-Mammoths-Roamed
1. Visit another football team's website and threaten to smash their (insert your own adjective here, sample "best loved") player next time you meet. Or visit the example included here and engage in warm dialogue with like minded footy fans.
Sample quote: "OMG, You guys are a bunch of nerds."
web: http://www.figtreefc.com/
Have a great weekend guys. Next year I think we all go play basketball instead.
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