It's all about composure

Well the Maroons need something to keep them occupied this long footy free weekend and the Whites are going to be bouyant as all get out after beating the Makos, so I thought it might be time for a little friendly competition.

The task is to come up with a song for a player or a team or the club.
A few of our lads have mentioned that we could do with a club song to belt out in the rooms after a win, but there is also likely to be a need in the near future, when we start packing out St James Park, for the fans to show their appreciation to their favourite players.

When we have some entries (if we have some entries) we can have a short list and a vote and, who knows, maybe the winner can stand up and sing it nice and loud on presentation night. Or not.

Now I know that for most Australians, singing and football equates to "get 'em back the 10 ya @#$%" so for those who are a little unsure you can read here for some inspiration.



Meanwhile, I have a couple to get this party started.


"His tackling is quite naughty, he's only just turned 40, he puts on quite a party, he's hitman Har-ar-die" - To the Addams Family tune.


"Let's talk about Johnny B, let's talk about big Shakey, Jon Stanfield and Paulie E. Let's talk about Waves. Let's talk about Graeme P, let's talk about Maroon 17 let's talk all day long about our central three. Let's talk about Waves." - To Let's talk about sex.

"Dewey, Dewey! Oh! Won't you blow that whistle! Aye-yi-yi-yi, I said Dewey, Dewey! Oh, won't you blow that whistle". For our ref, Mr. Ian Dewey.

"Who are the Hogs now? Cheats, cheat, cheat, cheats!"

"Who scores the goals when the time's running out and you think that you'll no longer score?
"And who scores the goals when the Burgh breathe on him and he falls like a clown to the floor?
"And who gets the goals week after week and you think it'll never end?
The answer my friend is TH10, the answer is TH10." - to Blowing in the Wind.