Shirts please

Hi guys
Canterbury appear to have bollocksed up our order and there will be a delay on the white team shirts for at least one game, possibly two or more. They were meant to arrive today but I have been told that there's been an unforseen problem which they don't care to elaborate on. Meanwhile the Maroon shirts were due also today. These were apparently despatched from their factory on Sunday but are now missing.
Assuming they work this out in time, the Maroons wil have a kit for week one. The Whites will likely need to wear the white kit we used in the first trial.
These were borrowed and should have been returned washed already. I think I have about six. Spies tell me that a certain Irish gentleman was using his as a training shirt on Wednesday night. PLEASE RETURN THEM WASHED TO TRAINING ON WEDNESDAY
I know it's not the best scenario - I made our disappointment clear but it's like p*ssing into the wind with these guys.